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INTJ Dad UNT Liberal Sarcastic Slytherin. Sic Semper Tyrannis

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https://t.co/asPsZ4aV7U

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@elonmusk Reap what you sow

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@SanteenaR The nightmare before Christmas at the whitehouse. And she destroyed the rose garden. There are no more roses.

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@thetrueshelby Maybe he’s dying.

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@Morbidful Sarlacc pit

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@IanJaeger29 We spent it on those aliens

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@PiperK

[hi, no thanks @HmmVryIntrstng]

@InternetHippo same energy - you can see it in the eyes

two of them prostrating before trump

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@HmmVryIntrstng @InternetHippo Rules for thee not for me

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@pinkmagiclala Bluesky

[BlueDream @58bugeye]

Dear MAGA, friends & family.

RFK Jr. wants to immediately stop the development of new drugs for cancer, Alzheimers & other illnesses for eight years.

Hope your family stays healthy.

Is this what you signed up for when you voted?

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@AesPolitics1 Leopards ate my face

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@Ronxyz00 That sounds like a wrongful termination class action lawsuit.

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@MajesticMerry Yes. But 1 isn’t bad either

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@CalltoActivism Look how subservient trump is to Biden here with that handshake. He literally bows to Biden.

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Vaccines are good.

Anti-depressants are good.

Modern medicine is good.

Fluoride in water is safe and protects teeth.

[TPS @TotalProSports]

Nintendo prepped us for this.

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

“the left is so dramatic. we all survived his first four years” my bitch in christ, millions literally did not

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

So between
1) banning ingredients that expand shelf life
2) halving the number of farm workers
3) tariffs on packaging
I’m starting to think the “I’m voting for cheaper groceries” people might want to start making some phone calls.
This looks like eight dollar eggs to me.