Brian Windhorst

Parody Brian Windhorst

I'm a self made man, not hiding behind anyone
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[Brian Windhorst @BrianHindworst]

@ImTheMomThatsW1 @BarryMe1rose @420Burner69_ @TheRealAndrew_ @ChelseaClinton @JoeBiden @WhiteHouse Truth hurts, doesn't it? You're as bad as the rest of us.
Why do you talk to people on the internet like this? Kids hate you? Life in shambles as your husband doesnt find you attractice anymore? I hope your life isn't as unhappy as you sound. Dont care about the rest

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If Lebron loses this series, I will lose 200 lbs.
#NotGonnaHappen

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@BradleyCardott6 Dolphins aren't even that good

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@Money23Green I may not have a neck but at least I'm not a trash "star" that only gets backed up by 3 better players on my team. My conversation is about who I say its about #ugly

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Guess who's back
#Shady #WhiteLebronofRap

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@AlexFatboy41 KYS

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@TommyMogavero20 He's ass

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@BradleyCardott6 Where all the Dolphins fans live because they get hyped and always lose

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Antonio Brown be like...
#pump #touchdown #keyandpeele #unsportsmanlike

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@BradleyCardott6 I prefer arms

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@BradleyCardott6 Well you shouldn't be in the left lane if you don't want slow people there

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If Ezekiel Elliot is there at 8, Bears will trade the 11th, and 2 6ths to get him. Possibly a 4th and a 6th

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

30 seconds left, you need an Int to win the game... Who ya got???

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Had a dream Vikings trade up to 10 and get Deforest Buckner, making Bears take Vernon Hargreaves
Dreams make no sense

[bhris. @CRRW0]

D'Angelo Russell be in the locker looking like...😂😂😂 @cthagod

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@AnthonyEsterly its been too long since I cared

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@ToKeNasty If we aren't ready, we don't deserve it! Go big or go home

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@BradleyCardott6 There's a reason why you don't run a football team