Brian Calhoun

Brian Calhoun is an aspiring comedian, musician and world renown falconer. He's also the man that took your fathers anal virginity... Just sayin

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Balls

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@rickygervais do you know why god doesn't like fruitcake? Because he doesn't exist.

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Cold out there

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Sweating like a whore in church... #coldoutthere http://t.co/PmsKCd4Xvy

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#tweatyourweakness @toddbarry participating in trending topics

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@CharlieShocker I have to get back in the swing of things. Working on it brotha! #busy

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Some of my old tunes here #SHOCKER http://t.co/3YX91D11u7
@CharlieShocker

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@CharlieShocker @NatalieMarieNee
I hope you are referring to @BrianJCalhoun

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@Vinnie_Brand @ErikGriffin @StressFactoryCC
Funny man... Creepy pederast mustache... Count me in!

[Erik Griffin @ErikGriffin]

When skinny gay boys gain weight, they look like the drag queen version of themselves.

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Sperm storm umbrella! #yogurt

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My good deed for the day... #grammarnazi

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

“How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?”: 14 unnatural movie sequels http://t.co/oQ34C7ewDW

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

. @DavidWohl I know you stupid shit that was the point. The only thing worse than a TV lawyer is a ROCK-N- ROLL CORRESPONDENT!!
#Douche

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@JimNorton I'm having a hard time thinking of a cunt bigger than @DavidWohl maybe you can help me out? The bag's too small!! #douchebucket

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

- @DavidWohl- Really? The 'Rock N Roll Correspondent' was offended? Eat shit.

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Frustrated at work? At least you're not having a bowling pin stuffed in your ass for a standard definition @YouJizzCom movie #thereisagod

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@annielederman You were totally awesome! I had no idea you were even opening! C'mon @Vinnie_Brand !!! @StressFactoryCC still fucking rocks!

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This is my first tweet. Are you disappointed? I'm naked and I can't stop crying for some reason. This feels very familiar... #twittervirgin