Brian Long

Comedian, writer, along with my brother Reagan! Long Laughs Help, Carpool Comedy, find us on Facebook or Instagram! Do the world a favor and make someone laugh!

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@LEGO_Group When are these vehicles from The Lost World: Jurassic Park going to see their Lego release?!

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@Spicyleo888 I'm calling your insurance company.

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@EndWokeness He has dementia. It's just dementia. And a loaded diaper.

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Granny is about to drop the hottest album of the Summer 🔥🔥 the first single, Bullets Through a Buick, is out now!

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@MountainDew PLEASE BRING THIS BACK, IT WAS SOOO DELICIOUS! I was working in construction back then, and it was truly refreshing on those hot summer days! PLEASE GIVE IT BACK TO US!

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Soo, is Twitter the new PornHub?

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@danieltosh Welcome back Tosh!

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@megk1117 It was a movie written by Stephen King, directed by Quentin Tarantino, with a soundtrack by Yoko Ono.

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@rileeloveeX @CovfefeChan And that's how I wrecked my car, officer..

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@bonitaexotica @slimthicklyssa Why? When we get it for free, right here.

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Sorry Nancy, wrap it up.

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Pop them pimples, too.. #LongLaughs #CarpoolComedy

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Teefs. #LongLaughs #CarpoolComedy

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Reagan and I are so happy to let yall know, we're opening our own restaurant! Only thing left, we need to figure out a name.. #LongLaughs #CarpoolComedy #Bros #Autism