The market is down because good economic news is making everyone think the Fed will keep interest rates high (or even raise them). High rates usually pressure stock prices, especially tech stocks that had been flying lately.
Eisenhower Retrieval Claims: Investigative journalist Ross Coulthart revealed on his NewsNation podcast that unconfirmed historical documents allege a covert 1954 Eisenhower administration deal that authorized secret UFO crash retrievals and technology exchanges.
Pending Sales Fall: Contract signings dropped 0.2% year-over-year in August. This marks the first annual decline since November 2025, ending an eight-month streak of gains.
TP Balancing Act: Serial Guinness World Record-breaker David Rush reclaimed his own title by successfully balancing 254 rolls of toilet paper on his head simultaneously.
Rate Hike Concerns: Following Fed Chair Kevin Warsh's warnings on sticky inflation at Jackson Hole, markets see a 68% probability of a 25-basis-point interest rate hike this month.
@Jason How about a comedy series about the terrible healthcare system. You will at least laugh your ass off losing money. Or maybe not. Could be a hit. I got one ready to go!