Brian

Editor/podcaster/writer. Co-founder @FansFirstSN. Probably making music or dinner. Opinions are too dumb to be anyone else's but my own. He/him

[Brian @BrianNeedsaNap]

I wrote 5645 words about the music I listened to in 2022, threw some (encouraging) shade at my Taylor Swift-loving friends, and laid out the 50 best albums of 2022.

https://t.co/peC62F7pLJ

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@irishbagel03 @RSmith17 Once I got to Taj Mahal part of it, I was able to guess enough to make it work. But yeah, that was a hard one for a Wednesday, followed by a bullshit theme on Thursday

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The only answer is R.E.M.

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@irishbagel03 I'm hedging my bets on Threads and BlueSky, and will pick whichever sucks less. Leaning heavily towards BlueSky at the moment

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@cosmosofcourse It was mostly fine. The broadway version I saw had Data from Star Trek as Adams and Commissioner Gordon from Batman 1989 as Franklin.

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@cosmosofcourse My sophomore year US history teacher 100% posts on 1776 slashfic forums. I was never taught the Civil War in HS because she took too much time on 1776 - not the year, the play/film. We went on a trip to see it on Broadway. We watched it multiple times. We had to memorize lyrics.

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@cosmosofcourse Glad you’re coming around to my “THE NICE GUYS is the best action comedy of all time” line of thinking

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@le_jokerman6 I imagine she would love our patented “dueling DiDios”

[Matthew Sweet @DrMatthewSweet]

Elon Musk is like a Scooby Doo villain who dresses up as a ghost to scare everyone away from the theme park but forgets that his business is theme parks

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

6 members of the Supreme Court could fit on a submersible

[Brian @BrianNeedsaNap]

Getting into Steve McQueen films is the most 1960s straight/2020s gay thing I’ve ever done.

[Brian @BrianNeedsaNap]

@cosmosofcourse Your version of this is by far the most interesting, though. The Eric Idle bit especially.

[Beach Boys Moments @beachboysmoment]

Mike Love has Pornhub visible in his recent search history during a virtual charity event. (2020)

[chris person @Papapishu]

Someone who disagrees with me in an annoying way: filth, like a gnat.
Someone who deeply hates something I love in a catty way: a peer, a sparring partner, a modern Socrates.

[Brian @BrianNeedsaNap]

What fucking hellscape am I living in?!?

[PIX11 News @PIX11News]

End of an era! 🍦 Ice cream brand Good Humor has confirmed that the Toasted Almond bar has been discontinued.

The decision was made as a result of slow sales and prioritizing other items and the company has stated there are no plans to bring back the bar in the near future.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

What is your favorite celebrity quote?

[Brian @BrianNeedsaNap]

@sadmetsszn Lol, Twitter has this labeled sensitive content.

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@le_jokerman6 This joke is never funny.

[Brian @BrianNeedsaNap]

@le_jokerman6 My broken brain read this as “suicide squad” not girls.