Brian Porter

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Dawg bhen didn’t hold back responding to Julian Newman lmaooo im crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Brian Porter @BrianPorter8166]

@mattbegreatyt

[Friar Phil® @friarphilSD]

Fuck Will Smith and the Dodgers. Great example of how to buy yourself a World Series with almost a billion dollars in salaries.

I'm nauseated now and I just cannot stand to look at any of the Dodger players or fans at the moment celebrating and shitting all over Rogers Center Field with their pomposity.

I can't stand to listen to excited Dodgers regular season broadcaster, Joe, who plays the part of an impartial guy calling the game but you can really hear him rooting for the Dodgers in between the lines.

The Blue Jays gave this World Series win to the Dodgers on a fucking silver platter. Early on they had the bases loaded with one out and left the bases loaded. You can't do that in game 7 of the World Series.

Playing against the Dodgers you know they have the ability to hit home runs out of nowhere. And they did.

And now all next year we'll have to hear about how they repeat won the World Series and how great they are compared to our Padres.

Their rancid fans will have their chests all puffed out like they were a team that wasn't bought to win but a team that was built, with the normal payroll, to eventually win it all.

I don't know what will make me more sick. That or the damn cancer I have.

I can tell you this- all season and postseason I've been sick of the Dodger fans, the Dodgers, Max Munchies, Will Smith, Ohtani, Mookie Betts, horse face Freddy Freeman and Andy Pages with that stupid beard he has.

I have never had a baseball season in my whole life where I have been totally sick of a particular team in my league.

I need a break next year.

If the cancer doesn't kill me and I'm here for the 2026 season I'm going to stand by what I said in October and will be paying attention to the Padres' AAA team, the Chihuahuas, for the 2026 season and taking a break from the Padres and Major League baseball.

I'll continue to post cancer updates here on X.

[Connor @23cmcpadres]

you guys have 1 job to save humanity

[Brian Porter @BrianPorter8166]

Where the Fuck has this team been idk the past month or so good lord

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Care for another??

That's 3⃣ homers in the first inning from the #SFGiants

[trev @BayAreaTrev]

My heart 💔

[@SFGiantsMemes @SFGiantsMemer]

There’s something wrong. Please help Anh!!

#SFGiants

[trev @BayAreaTrev]

Me watching the Giants tn

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Ace Bailey reportedly believed the NBA
Draft worked like NBA 2K, allowing him to select his preferred team, per sources.

[Fives @moodyfan_]

@ohnohedidnt24

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

The fact that people date for like 3–5 years and still break up literally scares the hełł out of me.

[DomThePatsFan @domthepatsfan]

@jilll_xox

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Casey Schmitt has left the building

[MLB @MLB]

HE IS BACK.

Ronald Acuña Jr. homers on the first pitch he sees!

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

New York Knicks fans are a different breed 😂😳

[Brian Porter @BrianPorter8166]

@TheCruShow @BackthroughMusk @ClubShayShay @stoolpresidente @barstoolsports @_willcompton Wanna bet on that 😂😂😂😂
Ex pro footballer wins 10/10 times

[SF Giants on NBCS @NBCSGiants]

"Farts are always funny, not going to lie."

Someone farted in the background of Logan Webb's postgame presser, and he couldn't hold it together 💨 🤣

[Sean Morton @seany_mcbuckets]

When you trade Luka for defense but Zach Edey’s got your team in the walls of Jericho

[Boiler Burner @BoilerBurner1]

The Memphis Grizzlies fired their head coach on March 28th.

Zach Edey so far in April (4 games):

41 points
69 rebounds
8 assists
7 blocks
3 steals

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

Zach Edey is the first rookie to have 40+ REB over any two-game span since Shaq in 1993.