BrianQuigleyComedy

Aspiring comedian. Writer/Gamer/Collector/Overall nerd. 34. Likes long walks on the beach and cropdusting passers by.

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My biggest take away from seeing Joker is that a stand up comedian is one bad set away from burning down a city. #comedy #comedytwitter #jokes #Joker #JokerMovie #JokerFilm

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Bill Burr killed it on the Mandalorian. That was an awesome episode. #billburr #Mandalorian #DisneyPlus

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So I recently hit that point in my 30's where my body looks like a piece of bruised fruit that someone would put back at a grocery store. #comedy #comedytwitter #jokes #funny #selfdeprecatinghumor

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@WKBW I'd like to see the media tell the truth for once in its fucking life. #corruption

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Canada is just one giant Minnesota. #jokes #funny #comedy #comedytwitter #Canada #Minnesota

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@Micknastyness I'm Ron Burgandy?

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Magic Eye books in the 90s were a test on how well you could lie to your friends about seeing a picture. #comedy #comedytwitter #jokes #funny #magiceye #hiddenpicture #90s

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Humanity is like a little boy at a party who's bored and wants to go home. He's just going to act up and case destruction until someone has to apologize for him and take his misbehaving ass home. #jokes #comedy #humanity

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#BringTheFunny #funnyvoteerica

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I always thought the future was going to be flying cars and lazer guns.
Instead I use the same charger for my cigarette and my book. #comedy #comedytwitter #jokes #TheFutureIsHere #thefutureisweird

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So, Gamestop just announced that it will be laying off a large number of their store managers.
I wonder if they will get an extra 5% trade credit as part of the severance package deal. #gamestop #videogames #comedy #comedytwitter #jokes #funny #comedian #nerd #nerdcomedy

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@misscheshiire /agree

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So recently I have been thinking that I might have been a dog in my past life. I squat to poop, I get easily excited over things that most people dont understand, and I'm probably going to die early from eating all this damn chocolate. #comedy #comedytwitter #jokes #funny #dog

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Yo momma so fat, Galactus thought she was a planet and tried to conquer her. #comedy #comedytwitter #jokes #marvelcomedy #yomomma #funny

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Yo momma so fat, Thanos had to clap. #funny #jokes #comedytwitter #comedy #marvelcomedy

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The only reason I passed social studies in school was because of Animaniacs. #comedy #comedytwitter #Animaniacs #jokes

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Ever wake up in the morning and say to yourself, "I really miss the early 90s comedy of David Allan Grier" or is that just me. #comedy #comedytwitter #DavidAllanGrier #90s #90scomedy

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I went to go donate blood the other day, and apparently "of my enemies" isn't accepted anymore. #comedy #comedytwitter #donateblood

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I had to make this meme. Dont forget to tune in Sunday on Twitch! #GameOfThrones #comedy #comedytwitter

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Dont forget about our special Game of Thrones episode this Sunday at 3:30 pm central on Twitch. #howharddoyounerd #HHDYN #GameofThrones #comedy #memes #meme #GameofThronesSeason8 #twitch #twitchtv

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Opinions are like assholes. I hate assholes.