NormalBrian

Open Mic Stand Up Comedian and Mail Carrier. Homemade Opinions

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

@NigelGraz The informant with Matt Damon. That and the talented Mr. Ripley make up what I call “the Liar Damon double feature”

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

@conzmoleman Goddamn if there’s one thing I miss about the post office it’s all the casual exercise

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

@Asmongold Shameful

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

@mrralphfiennes We’ve seen The Young Pope, we’ve watched The New Pope. It’s time for The Shredded Pope

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

This but it’s a pack of American Spirit light blues

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

bring back food mascots that look bendryl hallucinations. why is it wearing roman sandals? it doesn't matter, what's important is that it contains Phosphate of Potash

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

Eraserhead? Come on, she can’t look that bad!

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

@nullpointered Hustle 😤💯

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

@DavidCPuff @Pinko69420 More like David Pass

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

What if Moo Deng said “Hawk Tuah”?Wouldn’t that be funny?

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

@fistofcraz Happy birthday craz

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

There’s no rhymer reason

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

@conzmoleman My man you are growing a talon

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

she pissed me off today

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

Which way western man?

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

[Disguised infiltrating a clandestine meeting of my worst opps] face it guys we're hopelessly outmatched. We should probably all give up and end our own lives

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

Dan Cuckey

[Dan Cluchey @dancluchey]

The most frustrating part about Adam McKay & others who flood lefty social circles with lies about Biden's economic record is that they're a big part of the reason Donald Trump still has any semblance of a political future.

But here's the *second* most frustrating part. (1/9)

[Typhoid Maury @GrahamSig]

Coworker: isn't it funny how on Star Trek all the planets were ones they could breath on

Me: wow it's almost like those were all M class planets and therefore habitable by sentient species whether they be pre or post warp but ok go off you fucking buffooon you clod you total fu

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

I’m watching Stargate SG-1 on the Las Vegas sphere. Barricaded the doors and I’m releasing one hostage per episode

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

You didn’t need to cut them half I would’ve already been able to tell which was which

[NormalBrian @BriansDayOff]

@TJBreen Also no porn closet/cabinet you could mock adults for going into