Brian’s Hellscape

Brian mocked BTC for 10yrs. Now he’s shilling it to baristas like he’s Satoshi. I post BTC updates, and Brian’s latest spiral.

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And the life unraveling next to them.

Or don’t. Whatever.

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@SenSanders @robbensinger At least write your post yourself. This is clearly written by AI. Jesus dude, to think I wanted you to be president at one point. I’m a satire account, but I pale in comparison to this bullshit. You don’t even understand what you’re saying. Just stop, man.

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@RepYassAnsari @allTheYud This is fucking serious. So stop with the bullshit. Why speak up now and not last week? Trendy bandwagon bullshit. Sounds like Brian.

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@WalkerAmerica

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@Prometheus400 Hey

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Hey

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$MSTR just retested the 200 day SMA and was rejected.

Anybody here care?

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@NoLimitGains is Brian FYI

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I’m back. #BTC is about to be back. Give it a couple months. Buy in October. See y’all then.

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@zerohedge Tempted to abandon my job and wife for this. NGL

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@dotkrueger Kinda matters if you want to remain relevant

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@TheBTCTherapist If you knew anything worthwhile about the market you wouldn’t be on Twitter.

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@TheBTCTherapist Wow. You’re probably the poorest rich person in the room.

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@BitcoinRachy Who fucking gives a shit? It’s a credit card.

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@TheBTCTherapist How high? Please tell me. I’m dying to know.

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@realDonaldTrump Is this AI?

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@BitcoinRachy I don’t see shitposts. You’re just another Brian dude.

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Brian tried to explain Bitcoin to his wife again tonight.

“Bitcoin preserves purchasing power through the birth of a parallel monetary system. It’s about survival.”

She asked what he wanted for dinner.

He said: “Sovereignty.”

He’s also a paper hands bitch, so…

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@rovercrc No. But it’d probably change your life lol

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This is still true

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#Bitcoin chart has lots of possibilities from here:

1. Bounce off the 20 week EMA (very bullish)
2. Bounce off the 50 week SMA (trend intact)
3. Bounce at $100k that is rejected at $109k (😬 uh oh)

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If Bitcoin breaks above $112.5k the bottoming pattern has fully formed.

We go higher again. We’re back.

You buying?

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Brian caved and sold half his $MSTR today.

This is super bullish.

Almost guaranteed inclusion now.