Brian Spoon

Browns, analysis, sarcasm.

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The #Browns defense has given up 55 points through two games.

34 of these were surrendered in the 4th quarter. SIXTY-TWO percent.

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@HawkEmDownChris Bruce Benedict

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That should be the last ever Sayin QB sneak. Doesn’t drive his legs #Buckeyes

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#Bengals LT #75 is blatantly false starting on pass reps and it’s not being called - leaning back into his first step and still getting beat

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Stefanski: “Well, I think Halloween is a holiday celebrated by people. But it’s not just about one day. We really need to look at all holidays.”

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#Packers HC Matt LaFleur today: “I don’t give a sh*t if it’s Halloween, alright? We’re trying to win a game.”

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@BenAxelrod It’s all I had to work with 🫠

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Hey @amazon @AmazonHelp luckily raced to the mailbox when we saw this magnum opus of incompetence and prevented the theft: nice work #securelocation

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@alecsapolin @dawgpounddaily “Don’t worry, we won’t hold you accountable inside the building, Russ. Just ask these guys.”

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@AdamSchefter

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We have to get it cleaned up and we will @reflog18

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Also just in: Aaron Rodgers, who is 1-4 in conference championship games, expected to part ways with the McAfee show, reports say, after regular season loss to Jimmy Kimmel

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#BREAKING: Bill Belichick, who lost two Super Bowls to the Giants, expected to part ways with Patriots later today, reports say, as 24-year tenure ends with regular season loss to Jets https://t.co/dgNyNYBEWu

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In the last 30 years, only 14 teams have made the playoffs after having at least three different QBs start at least two games each.

This #Browns team looking to make it 15 💪

Source: https://t.co/my7yrYYGsT

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@EliasSports has an NFL team ever made the playoffs while having three different quarterbacks each start at least two games?

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This is the Deshaun Watson #Browns paid for

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@PFF_Brad “An abundance of linen, littering the field.”

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If you're able to help, our PFF colleague, John Kosko, could use some help with family medical expenses. Always appreciate all those who are able to contribute!

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@girlincle What’s the pour gonna be tonight?

[John Kosko @JohnKosko3]

Browns busted coverages under former DC Joe Woods (2020-2022): 47 (most in NFL)

Eagles busted coverages under DC Jim Schwartz (2016-2020): 40 (5th fewest in NFL)

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4 losses by 3 points or fewer. This team is terrible for your mental health if you haven’t already detached emotionally #Browns