Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

This is terrible news. RIP, Gordon Wood.

[Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman]

Awful news. RIP to a true giant in his field. https://t.co/DOsV0JjJc1

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

I asked Grok to make me a picture of Frankenstein's monster as a fish.

[New York Post @nypost]

Ravenous 'Frankenfish' that can live outside water found on Long Island for first time https://t.co/8OAcNj3qkh

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

Jesus Christ, is this bleak.

[InteractivePolls @IAPolls2022]

Elon UniversityPoll: Who has been the best President in United States history?

• Abraham Lincoln: 26%
• Barack Obama: 17%
• George Washington: 12%
• Donald Trump: 11%
• Franklin D. Roosevelt: 9%
• Ronald Reagan: 9%
• John F. Kennedy: 6%
• Theodore Roosevelt: 2%
• Thomas Jefferson: 1%
• Bill Clinton: 1%
• Other: 25%
——
Democrats
• Obama: 36%
• Lincoln: 27%
• Washington: 7%
• Trump: 0%
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Republicans
• Trump: 29%
• Lincoln: 25%
• Washington: 14%
• Obama: 2%
---
Independents
• Lincoln: 26%
• Obama: 14%
• Washington: 14%
• Trump: 6%

YouGov | 4/28-5/4
https://t.co/kiTeN05QOt

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

Would you guys like him better if he wore a Death's Head hoodie? Let's quit beating around the bush here.

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

John Fetterman seems to genuinely think that the reason no one likes him is because he refuses to wear a suit.

It's not the hoodie, dude. It's because you've become a stooge for AIPAC and the Republican party.

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

"Thank you - thank you all dear friends .... FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY!" Holy shit.

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

Watching the first season of 30 Rock, most episodes for the first time, and if you've never seen the episode where Paul Rubens plays Prince Hapsburg, do yourself that favor. One of my all time favorite pieces of television.

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

Watching the first season of 30 Rock, most episodes for the first time, and if you've never seen the episode where Paul Rubens plays Prince Hapsburg, do yourself that favor. One of my all time favorite pieces of television.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Ben Franklin didn't plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

Great Tweet.

[Brandon Gaudin @BrandonGaudin]

Going to tell my grandkids this is Washington and his army

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

Dubón, man. That cat is on fire.

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Hitting like an All-Star 🌟

https://t.co/DZR0ZYbjhX

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

@JonahDispatch

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

Obv. he isn't alone in this; he's the example of the moment. But this represents the worst kind of political personality; "My side, right or wrong, to the exception of the other, always." Better to have a standard & do your best to apply it equally. Otherwise you're just a hack.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

Platner has a mouth shape like he's missing some important teeth.

[Natasha Korecki @natashakorecki]

New: So far, there has been no mass exodus from Dems who endorsed Platner.

He intends to attend a Bar Harbor rally Friday w Ro Khanna.

Platner backers forging ahead: “It’s a lot harder to dislodge us because we know the man.”

@bridgetbhc @sahilkapur https://t.co/wX4k1CM608

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

Tarps off at Truist - @wileyballard_ kicks ass.

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

WE HEREBY DECLARE WILEY BALLARD A MAN OF THE PEOPLE!

#BravesCountry

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

.@BravesVisionTV is about to post a great Wiley Ballard clip. #Braves

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

.@grahamformaine That's not why you rape a male home intruder, bud. You do it to teach a lesson, not show dominance. Everyone knows that. Sheesh. Smarten up, already.

[Matt Mackowiak @MattMackowiak]

Graham Platner wants to rape a male intruder, but “not in a gay way”.

#mesen

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

No kidding? Are you guys really that into the trailer?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Christopher Nolan’s “The Odyssey” briefly crashes AMC’s app as tickets officially go on sale.

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

It just occurred to me: He looks like a young Ellsworth from "Deadwood."

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

We do not need ICE.

It is an agency that has been turned into a weapon to terrorize American communities and murder American citizens. Scrap it and start over.

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

Being "open minded" just means you're easy to fool.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

hit me with the harshest reality truth

[Brian S. Wise, Senior Adviser @BrianSWise]

How have I never seen this before? This is great.

[wyatt dunkin @WyattDuncan]

i often find myself thinking about this exchange with artie lange and joe buck on the infamous interview that got the show cancelled after three episodes