Brian Syvertson

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Putting SCROTUS on Notice!

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#spacexlaunch Bob, and Doug, 'Take off, eh!'

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@timhawkinscomic Thanks for an awesome show last night! Not only did we escape the chaos of our lives for a couple of hours, you planted seeds to identify chaos in the future. We're not laughing AT you...wait--we ARE laughing AT you! Thanks!

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I will not vote for Oprah or Michelle. Not because of their race or gender (which we're supposed to pretend we don't notice), but because they would be detrimental to our country. I know I will be called a racist or sexist later, but I'm a white mail, so I'm used to it.

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In other news, Prince Charming was seen in New York City trying to burn a shoe.

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Brilliance on display!

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Just felt the 4.8 #earthquake in Bellingham.

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SETEC ASTRONOMY

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It's ironic that someone complains every detail of their private life is being exposed, yet tag their email with, "Sent from my iPhone."

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Internet is still up during the wind storm. @alpha_inc

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Awesome @EmersonDrive concert in Abbotsford! Added #Interpretated to my vocabulary! Thanks, guys!

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I probably should not have asked for directions from the guy with the pointy tail.

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It's so hot in Kennewick they have to import their ice!

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You know you're getting a little too big when people regularly greet you with, "You're blocking my light."

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@brian_sack Jenners and Kardashians-- proof that not all train wrecks are newsworthy!

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That right there's funny! https://t.co/dBNTaDKMUa

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I would pay top dollar for a spam filter that prevents the names Kardashian and Jenner from ever reaching my browser!

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Sometimes I wish I was filthy rich just so I can cut someone out of my will.

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You know it's going to be a musical day when your breakfast cereal is called "Medley."

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Actual quote: I don't know how to get to the gym. I'm an engineer.