Brian Shoemaker

I’ve got twins, but please never get me a shirt that says “I have twins, what’s your super power” also Paddington 2 is a wonderful movie

[Brian Shoemaker @Brianwathisface]

Laney is fighting a rare brain condition that's turned her family's life upside down. They need support for medical costs and treatments. Please consider donating or sharing to help her get better. https://t.co/mc2WFgj7AA

[Brian Shoemaker @Brianwathisface]

Can celebrities please stop doing advertisements for royal kingdom

[captain brian @quebecween]

my favorite part of the bear is when he goes Grrrrrrr! I’m the bear! and does signature his bear scream

[bleach breakfast (salome) 🏳️‍⚧️ @sirhanseranwrap]

I love my kibble

[🚩Dan Credentials🚩 @CharlemagnumPI]

Me, deciding where to get lunch: Hmm, maybe that place that jacks their prices up at lunch

[Tyler Talley @tylertalley22]

Behind every powerful woman is Tony Hale holding her bag.

[Brian Shoemaker @Brianwathisface]

@joelwolvz Dude… the amount of times I find my self just singing that portion of the song over and over again during the day is insane, wanna so a lobotomy pact?

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

scooby-doo antagonists when their cellmate asks how they ended up in jail

[Brian Shoemaker @Brianwathisface]

My only wish for Christmas is to stop seeing others promote the mlms their in 🥰

[Brian Shoemaker @Brianwathisface]

@joelwolvz Honestly, same 😂

[Brian Shoemaker @Brianwathisface]

Little me knew how to celebrate the holidays

[fat motorcycle twins truther. theyre not dead @fart]

worm is back

[Brian Shoemaker @Brianwathisface]

Gosh here’s a throwback 😂 we thought we lost this video but we just found it because Danielle saved it to her college laptop and I don’t know why but Danielle has always loved it 😂 here’s High School me singing an original “bubble butt”