Recruit Pass-Out Rehearsals in Photos: The DIG, Kenya Police Service, joins police recruits as they fine-tune their drills ahead of the pass-out ceremony.
Wonders shall never end! Faithful of Dini ya Msambwa were today forced to make an emergency stopover at Sachangwan after mwendazake staged the first ever corpse protest. The bus carrying him simply refused to move,, gear 1, gear 2, reverse, even prayers, nothing! The highway turned into a full-blown Afro cinema scene.
According to eyewitnesses, mwendazake must have remembered unfinished business with someone on board, because every time the driver touched the accelerator, the engine sneezed like it was catching feelings. Village elders, with their WiFi connected directly to the ancestors & wangwana, confirmed that βkuna mtu alirushia mwendazake vuhindi.β
In a desperate attempt to outsmart a man who is already in the cloud storage of life, they even tried turning his head to face the opposite direction after caning him properly thinking maybe heβd lose GPS signal. But kumbe this was a graduate of Kalahari College of Ancestral Navigation,, the man refused to be confused! Even in death heβs still updating his location accurately.
Right now, the spiritual leaders are seated at the crossroads, scratching their heads, sipping mirinda & debating how to negotiate with a corpse on strike. They are wondering what terms and conditions they must offer to convince mwendazake to accept his repatriation to karachwonyo,, his ancestral land, where even the soil is waiting to see the man who has refused to circumnavigate through the corridors of Sayuni.
Sorry guys I am switching fully to Tanzania for five days. No way Suluhu can send bots to abuse us. I need more graphics in Swahili targetting youths between 18 - 35 years. Time not on our side
One thing thatβs never made sense to me is taking money from Government to give a parent for bursary to pay a government School, why not have Government send the money Directly to the school under the students name ?