Steve Collins

Proud father and Palace fan.

[Twonks @twonkscomics]

Let's hope they prove me wrong 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁

[Twonks @twonkscomics]

He needs Harry Kane

[The Beak of Beak Street 🏆 🏆 🏆 @CFO4TAG]

I can CONFIRM that today I have REJECTED an offer from Mr Marinakis to join Notts Forest twitter as their main account.

Despite the sums Mr Marinakis was willing to offer, I have higher moral standards than Oliver Glasner.

Mr Marinakis is seething with jealously at #CPFC and wants every element of #NFFC to be just like them. He is embarrassed by Notts Forest’s “cringe” and “tin pot” content.

I would like to thank the fat c*nt for his generous offer and politely decline.

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

We only document the most important moments

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

List of Premier League clubs with more goals at the World Cup than Crystal Palace:

End of list.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Can’t help but find it funny that FIFA have brought in a 5 second restart rule for throw ins to speed up the pace of the game whilst also implementing two separate three minute water breaks in each match so adverts can be mainlined into people’s eyeballs.

[Gav 🏆🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Spurs_Optimist]

Craven Cottage (28,000 seats), designed by Archibald Leitch, opened in 1896...

...isn't big enough to seat every gun violence corpse from America in 2025 (38,762).

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Football is comfortably the most popular sport on planet earth, it has held that title for as long as anyone can remember; it doesn’t need these gimmicks.

JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAMES.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Afternoon. 🫡

[The Beak of Beak Street 🏆 🏆 🏆 @CFO4TAG]

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Trophies

Dear Fatty,

Write another letter and get fucked!

Love SP x

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❤️💙 Crystal Palace had zero trophies in their history until beginning of 2025… now they have three.

🏆 FA Cup
🏆 Community Shield
🏆 Conference League

Insane job by coach Oliver Glasner and the club.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

I FUCKING LOVE MY FOOTBALL CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Steve Collins @Briareos35]

Up the fucking Palace! So proud of this club. What an achievement #cpfc

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

WE HAVE DONE IT. WE ARE THE UEFA CONFERENCE LEAGUE WINNERS.

[The Beak of Beak Street 🏆 🏆 🏆 @CFO4TAG]

WE’RE HAVING A PARTY,
WE’RE HAVING A BALL,
BRIGHTON AND MILLWALL HAVE WON FUCK ALL!!!

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Crystal Palace, Champions of Europe ❤️💙

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Steve Collins @Briareos35]

@jamesaustinbain 🔴🔵🦅

[Steve Collins @Briareos35]

Can't wait to finish work and get home to watch the mighty Palace tonight! I wish I could be in Leipzig for it and soak up the atmosphere! Might leave my train at Stansted and get on a flight to Germany! Come on you Eagles #cpfc

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Air Wharton.