Briar Paxton

I like pretty much like anything with an engine

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@phnixhamsta Now that's what I'm talking about

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@jordand40832345 @LachlanYT Ok

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@phnixhamsta

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Me:*does anything

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@jordand40832345 I can't believe you done this.

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What's your guys favorite tractor? Old/New.

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How is everyone doing today?

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@Wikipedia

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@CNN I would like to talk to the man in charge there.

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So how was everybody's day?

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@pwnallthethings @MalcolmNance To expand our military to protect our country even more

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Well it's Summer and I'm going boating

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@FactSoup

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@LittleDebbie What life?

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@natlebert

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Me: scratches lawn mower. Feels like it is the end of the world and gets new paint to put on it.
Other people: shrugs it off.

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@littlecaesars No body at all

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@Wendys Why don't you make everything square? 🤔

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@tide They go good with the nachos

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@JoelEricGuy Thanks after I was thinking for a while I came up with the same thing but still thanks.