Little Red

If you don’t sin a little, Jesus died for nothing 😘 (she/her)

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

What a wild time to find out one of my old coworkers was (is still??) in a cult that now has a docuseries and he’s in it frequently 💀

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

Mhm of course

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

“One officer climbed to the roof and encountered Crooks, who pointed his rifle at the officer. The officer retreated down the ladder”

https://t.co/JtEEoFeTR0

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

Placed a same day delivery order and got a woman shopper today, so I know my order will be right 🥰

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

I would give anything for dating apps to let certain filters be free again pls a girl is dying

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

How does one become a dress fluffer at award shows

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

Replying “might wanna heal from that eventually” to every man who brings up loyalty on a dating app

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

@hankgreen I mean you don’t have to, but if I want to think the whole sentence I will? Otherwise it just ends up “ew car go brrr too much,” but it’s still words.

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

Mentioning to men that I’m taking a shower to see if they make the “without me?” comment is my version of a dating app

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

**2024

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

More men with nose rings 2023

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

Men hear the phrase “golden retriever boy” and claim that as the only descriptive phrase they can for themselves

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

@hawkhatesyou As someone who works in the toy selling industry: it takes lots of lube, patience, and practice. It can cause issues later on if done improperly, but it’s fine if done safely. It requires consistency to work up to a larger dilation, like training muscles

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

Could we all start writing down our recipes because my great grandma’s generation going “I don’t know I just do it” ISNT HELPFUL THANKS

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

@haileyamc Can’t believe it took me all day to say happy birthday to my shared birthday person

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

Missing my Faire fam so much lately. Hate that we’re spread out all over the country 🥲

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

@haileyamc Because there are a lot of plug-looking Christmas decorations coming out as companies make more “abstract” designs. So people think it’s easier/more discreet to buy those from like a Target. But like… you can order REAL plugs online. You don’t have to go into a store at all 🥲

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

As a sex store employee and friend of ER nurses: DO NOT PUT THINGS IN YOUR ANUS THAT ARE NOT MADE FOR THAT PURPOSE. This includes, but is not limited to:
- Christmas figurines OF ANY KIND
- Action figures
- Bottles
- Glass. Pls for the love of god
- AGAIN. CHRISTMAS FIGURINES

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

Some of the Christmas tree decor are shaped like plugs. But pls for the love of whatever you believe in, just buy a $6 butt plug. It’s cheaper, both in initial purchase, and in the lack of hospital bills later on.

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

@itsmemikaylaa I will never understand these kinds of relationship dynamics

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

Shout out to all the onlyfans creators I follow solely for art references, because 1. Y’all are hot as hell and 2. I appreciate you more than you will ever know

[Little Red @BriBriJen]

Every once in a while I remember that male deer will shred the skin off their antlers and it scares me