Abracadabragail

Kein Mittleid Für Die Mehrit

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every time i tell someone i drive a stick they automatically assume i know about cars?? like no honey i'm driving an ACTUAL stick that i picked up off the ground? like wingardium leviosa my dude!!

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I literally feel like I’m through the Cold War, with a train full of toxic chemicals derailing and everyone freaking out about spy balloons

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HES FROM DAYTON?

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Today I feel like only communicating via Morse code

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#NewProfilePic

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#MyTwitterAnniversary

7 years of steady decline

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Now that I’m unable to drive I understand why dogs get so excited when people take them places

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@_plantplant_ I’m here if you ever need anything madam, I know the feeling you’re talking about and it’s hard to find that balance of taking care of yourself and still functioning ❤️❤️

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Bro this name sounds like I’m tryna be recruited for a Skyrim side quest

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Ghost’s new album sucks, please don’t curse me, the devil believes in free speech too

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I’ve never seen Twilight and at this point I don’t think I need to because I’ve seen so many memes I understand all of the essential plot points and the deep development of each character

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Had an important video call with my doctor today

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Reentering my horse girl phase. Yeehaw y’all

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🙅🏼‍♀️🏃‍♀️💨😾Farting is officially cancelled 😾🏃‍♀️💨🙅🏼‍♀️

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Omg the Nintendo app has a newspaper section for your animal crossing island and the articles are making me cackle

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How do people crash boats?? They literally have the whole ocean??

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Polka music releases happy chemicals in my brain more than any other genre

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#NewProfilePic

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@Eve6 I’m from John Mellencamp’s hometown, what a guy

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My parents bought me an OVIRA device to help with my constant uterine pain and ohmygod it’s the best thing ever