Adam Brides

Mancunian Comedian living in London. Fan of Adidas trainers. Sound.

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

@Captain_O1 @TicketmasterUK @TwicketsUK I’ll take them!

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

Don’t ever buy anything from the @TheRangeUK.
I have a piece of my garden furniture missing and their only solution is for me to BUY ANOTHER ONE, swap the piece and then send it back.
Wtf?
Just send me the right piece man like @ikea do.
Can’t believe you’ve made me go Karen.

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

Alright chill out Ronaldo, you’re not Diana

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

We really need to do something about climate change this heat is ridiculous.
I’ve had to sit in the car with it running all day just for the air con!

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

If city win the league here I swear down I will go to their parade in my United shirt

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

Been caught speeding and apparently I was going too fast to be offered the speed awareness course.
Surely the faster I was going, the more I need the course?

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

@eshaanakbar I should fucking hope they do know. If I had my way every player would be on a 1 year contract, and If you’re shit you get fucked off and replaced. Deal with them like we do managers. I can’t think why it’s not a good idea

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

@eshaanakbar If you were playing you’d be getting dragged off after 10 minutes n all talking like that. You’re wishing your own team to get pasted against there biggest rivals 🤷‍♂️

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

Great gesture by Liverpool fans singing YNWA alone for Ronaldos son on the 7th minute. Now if you could just not put another 5 in that would be great, out of respect and that

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

Everything is so expensive and im not even enjoying myself

[Cole @ColeMoores]

Shipping some more football shirts out to my mates in Zanzibar. If you’ve a spare/old shirt you don’t want anymore, drop me a DM. I will take all but kids sizes are priority 🇹🇿⚽️

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

@MoochAbout Just looked and you can’t buy a chelsea shirt long sleeve either. Drogba used to love a long sleeve. An iconic football look has been taken away and nobody’s even noticed. Games gone.

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

Did you know you can’t buy long sleeve football shirts anymore?
It’s an outrage I wanna pretend I’m Rudd Van Nistelrooy!
So many iconic players have repped the long sleeve, we can’t let it die.

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

@MoochAbout I did find that but that was the ONLY site It was on and I thought it looked a bit dodgy? Weirdly they do it for kids sizes though.
What I really want is the new Ajax third kit but they don’t do it

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

@Amy21505218 @MoochAbout On behalf of all England fans everywhere I’d just like to say...
We’d do it all again.

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

Don’t tell anyone this but for 2 days there I actually quite enjoyed being on the same side as other fans from the “big 6”.
It’s a shame the weasels backed down so quick, I was half excited to see how big a ruck we could create between us all

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

I wonder if you can tase a goldfish with a square battery?
Fucks your tongue up pretty bad
#weed

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

Hook it to my veins

[Empire of the Kop @empireofthekop]

Feel physically sick, to be honest. I'm... rapidly falling out of love with football. I just wonder 'what's the point anymore,' you know?

[Adam Brides @BRIDES01]

Had the covid vaccine today and I feel like absoloute shit now.
2/10.
Would not recommend to a friend.