Bay Bridge Chicken

Formerly free range. Now cooped up with bigger plans. Watch out for those animals in the road!

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

@KCBSRadio Thats not even close to being the right picture.

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

@KCBSAMFMTraffic Thats a chicken sized big rig.

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

@KCBSAMFMTraffic Pretty obvious that that isn’t a freeway. 😂

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

As a connoisseur of Bay Area Bridges, let me be the first to tell you that that is not a thing. #chickenknowsbest

[KCBS Radio - The Traffic Leader @KCBSAMFMTraffic]

#EmbarcaderoBridge Eastbound Hwy 84 before the high rise, 2 vehicle accident is blocking the right lane. #KCBSTraffic

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

Am I the only one who thinks they should stick one of those arm flailing giant inflatable tubemen in the hole and take pictures with it?

[CHP Redwood City @CHP_RedwoodCity]

No ETO is available yet on how long SR-92 westbound will be closed from upper SR-35 to Pilarcitos Creek Road but here are some daytime pictures of the sinkhole. Plan your trip and leave early enough so you are not rushing to your destination. Drive safe!

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

@KCBSAMFMTraffic South San Francisco is NOT San Francisco County. #geographicalfowl

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

@KCBSAMFMTraffic Even a chicken knows that’s not #sanfranciscocounty

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

That’s right, us animals have wheels now! #wreakhavoc

[KRON4 News @kron4news]

Police confirmed a dog was behind the wheel after two vehicles were hit. https://t.co/ci7HTo84Fy

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

@KCBSAMFMTraffic That’s…that’s not a thing.

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

I had nothing, or everything, to do with this.

[ABC7 News @abc7newsbayarea]

A pair of roving alpacas -- Boogie and Woogie -- went on a more than two-hour adventure through various neighborhoods after escaping their enclosure in #Oakland. (Also, Boogie is currently searching for a mate if you know any single alpacas! 😍 ) https://t.co/uZfEjwB7Y5

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

Humans taking pictures while driving are much more dangerous than me wandering around looking for my keys at a toll plaza.

[KCBS Radio - The Traffic Leader @KCBSAMFMTraffic]

#Sunol Hwy 680 southbound crash past Andrade Rd blocking the 2 middle lanes... Heavy traffic passing the scene. #KCBSTraffic

Photo; @VegasJoeHughes

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

#Freemu

[Pleasanton PD @pleasantonpd]

Talk about an EMU-gency in #Pleasanton! 🚨 Today, Animal Services Officer Frankie Ayers and CSO Amy Martin successfully lassoed a wandering emu and kept it calm. The emu is in safe hands waiting to be re-connected with its rightful owner at the @ACSOSheriffs shelter.

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

Note to self: Need to find a military unit that isn't distracted by food.

[ABC News @ABC]

WHEELIE CLEVER: Bear stands upright to a roll a trash bin along the driveway of a Florida home before bringing it to the ground to inspect its contents. https://t.co/QjJWuttyX1

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

Ugh. Kangaroos obviously not the ultimate weapon for the animal rebellion I had thought. It kicks, it punches, it has a built-in weapon, can store stuff and it jumps! How did this go wrong? #disappointedchicken

[South Florida Sun Sentinel @SunSentinel]

BREAKING: This is the kangaroo that was caught after being on the loose on the streets of Fort Lauderdale https://t.co/Ef1U2mbW2h

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

Inside look at our training sessions.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

nature is not only healing.. they are preparing to eradicate the virus

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

We're coming for your roads. #animalsrevenge #chickenleader https://t.co/fvyx0SL3Ps

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

I'm 100% CHICKEN!.. oh. wait I mean 17%.

[A Crime a Day @CrimeADay]

21 USC §461 & 9 CFR §381.158 make it a federal crime to sell a chicken dinner that's not 18% chicken.

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

I know nothing.

[A Crime a Day @CrimeADay]

7 USC §8313, 9 CFR §§93.201 & 93.208 make it a federal crime to import a foreign chicken's ropes or chains without permission from the port inspector.

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

Look, if you media types REALLY want me to give you a tour so you can figure out upper deck/lower deck and east and west vs north/south, I WILL do that for you.

[Bay Bridge Chicken @BridgeChicken]

There is no lower deck on that side of the island. They're side by side. Do I need to come out of hiding to show you? #BridgeTourChicken

[KCBS Radio - The Traffic Leader @KCBSAMFMTraffic]

#BayBridge - an injury accident involving a motorcycle is blocking the left lane on the lower deck past #TreasureIsland backing up traffic on to northbound #Highway101 in #SanFrancisco. #KCBSTraffic