Bridget Gibson

She/They | 20-something down on my luck

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

Yo @ArrowsInAction you guys wanna make and release lofi versions of your songs so I can corrupt my students 👀

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

Yo… check on your California friends. Not me, I’m good. But like check on ‘em. These fires ain’t it.

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

@ArrowsInAction Wait but WHO specifically cried? Cuz like Matt crying? Respectfully not sad music, he’s just an extra sensitive tall bean. But Jesse? Vic? Ooof.

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

I always feel so called out by #SpotifyWrapped and this year is no different.
@tayloracorn @taylorswift13 and @ArrowsInAction stay in my Top 5 and in a shocking (but well fuckin’ earned) development @JayHerrans and @musicbyknox take down @5SOS from the leaderboard.

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

In honor of it being @5SOS and my birthdays, I ask that we pay Bloodhound the ✨respect✨she deserves. That is god tier level music and no I will not be taking criticism because I’m right.

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

Me: *listening to @ATWWDpodcast while driving*
Husband: *trying to sleep*
@TheEmSchulz: *story of car accident*
Car in front of me: *suddenly brakes for no reason*
Me: *slams on my own brakes and Parent arms husband*
Husband: FUCK YOU, EM!

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

Me: *listening to Vengeance Saga*
Poseidon: How will you sleep at night?
Me: I dunno, probably next to his wife?
@JayHerrans: next to my wife 😤
Me: AAAAAHHHHH HE SAID THE THING!!!!

If y’all aren’t listening to Epic, re-evaluate your life choices.

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

Happy birthday @VicInAction! I got you a present, but it showed up 2 hours before your birthday (that Amazon Prime be Priming, ya know)
Everyone else, welcome the newest Menace in Action, Nico!

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

Show recap:
1.) Jesse and Vic met the “ka-chow” quota. Vic more uniquely, so he wins. Matt was disqualified for no attempts.
2.) SPENCER JORDAN LETS FUCKIN GO!
3.) Awesome show as per usual. Love ya doodes, catch you next time!

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

Arrows in Action at Anaheim fact check:
1.) You guys placed here TWICE in 2022 (March, and then again in November) so 2 years ago respectively for both times
2.) Yes, you did play Put You Through Me live for the first time at the March 2022 show.

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

Ah yes, seeing my favorite band members tonight, Victor, Jesse, and MaP 🤣

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

@tayloracorn I think I got your FYP on tiktok 👀 (IFYKYK).

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

Whoever thought it was a good idea to make pregnant people fast for a 3 hour blood test was IN-FUCKIN-SANE. Like there’s gotta be a better way to test for gestational diabetes.

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

Taylor: I cry a lot but I am so productive
Me: omg same!

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

Me: listening to @tayloracorn’s Psycho
Max, from the backseat: psycho 😁

Wasn’t ever a phase, it’s a generational lifestyle 😎

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

Context: Today I got a new (much nicer) record player. And I told Max not to touch it. Hubs is now setting it up.
Max: Mom! Dada open!
Me: Oh, Dada opened it? That’s okay. YOU can’t touch, but Mommy and Dada can.
Hubs: *to Max* Did you just try to tattle on me?

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

They also told me my dress made me look pregnant… and like I AM pregnant… but damn…

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

Today I broke my students’ brains by telling them we used to have to bring or buy our own school lunch.
They fired back with “What was school lunch like in the ‘90s?!”

I went to school in the 2000s……..

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

While making bracelets, Max demanded he be made one. He hand picked the pink and yellow beads, so I sat down and made that boy a pink and yellow bead Taylor Swift bracelet. He loves showing it off.

[Bridget Gibson @BridgetInAction]

RIP to anyone who knows a Swiftie today. It’s big day for us, and for you by association. You don’t get a choice.