Bridget Haines

Author, Gamer, Photographer

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@hondamankev @Jeopardamy And you’ll always be a scared little boy.

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@Subnautica Any chance it will come out for PS5 later? I don't own an Xbox and my PC won't be able to run it.

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@GodzillaS_US Indicative of all Gen X-ers, I was born the year Godzilla vs. Hedorah was released, and later saw it in the US at the drive-in under the name "Godzilla vs the Smog Monster"

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@bruce_steiner A key that doesn’t seem to work on any lock on the property . At least one pen that is dried up.

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@TheRichFromCali Zealots

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@RichardHanania Pretty sure having you as the father is the nightmare scenario of most mothers with daughters.

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@patriottakes Hmm something about this photo is just not /white/. I can't put my finger on it.

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@feralmeemaw @MissSassbox Also tell him to not be able to control shitting his pants for 2 days a month to describe the first 2 days of heavy flow.

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@feralmeemaw @MissSassbox Disagree on the kidney stone part as I've had 4 of them and I would not wish them on my worst enemies (well maybe one or two of them). But definitely yes to the ovulation part being worse. I can tell WHICH ovary is releasing because of the pain in that side.

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@MissSassbox Tell him to imagine having a gas pain that doesn't go away for several days, sometimes it's so sharp you want to cry, but it's never less than a constant dull background pain. Now do that every month for 40 years.

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@oldenoughtosay Sunny side up?

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@CalltoActivism You're in America, learn how to spell before you criticize someone else's language skills.

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@TheRichFromCali Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya!

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@CalltoActivism Colonoscopy prep.

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@StephenKing If only reading this story to my traumatized German Shepherd would soothe her from the last week full of “booms”. Sigh.

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@TheCinesthetic The Last of Us

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@Jeopardamy #FACTS

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@pattonoswalt Every time I think I couldn't love you more, Patton...

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@CalltoActivism Fuck yes.

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@eddiejedi @JJWatt Pretty sure a car payment is less than what 5 guys is charging these days.