Bridget Phetasy

Writer and Joker. Gen-X Auntie.

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!

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@samtripoli it's funny how insane news cycles like this take me back to like, 2018 and make me nostalgic

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@jarvis_best is this AI

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@jarvis_best what the fuck did I just watch

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Women are Olympic athletes at the "making everything about you" challenge, that's for sure.

[franceinfo @franceinfo]

"Immonde", "un affront pour toutes les femmes"... Une publicité dénudée de Sydney Sweeney avec des accessoires de sport scandalise de nombreuses athlètes https://t.co/wR7zxqthp8

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

"This is what they want to do to us."

Sydney Sweeney poses in nothing but shoulder pads - "guttertrash whore."

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@CBSNews So much for journalism being grounded in reality!

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GUESS I WAS RIGHT.

[The Spectator @spectator]

'For anyone under the age of 25, they’ve likely never seen it in their lifetime – as the giggling blonde with an amazing rack has been stamped out of existence, a creature shamed to the brink of extinction.'

✍️ Bridget Phetasy https://t.co/H5Fqwlq8ey

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We are so back!

[Stephen Taylor @stephen_taylor]

Unhinged: CBC commentator speculates that Sydney Sweeney's career became "catastrophic" because people started thinking she had "ties to white supremacy, the far right, her family tied to MAGA". Suggests that Sweeney's sex work character in Euphoria may reflect "her real life".

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@MoronPundit Smells like a red light face mask

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All the Sydney Sweeney shade reeks of perimenopause.

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@MoronPundit Hahahahahaha

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@arttavana We are so back!

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Trump’s number one priority before the midterms should be dealing with the estrogen shortage. The ladies are losing their shit! Get them the drugs!

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@arttavana We are so back

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

'Embroiled in fresh controversy, the 29-year-old is once again cementing herself as the patriarchy’s dream woman'

@poppieplatt on Sydney Sweeney's viral Novig advertisement 👇
https://t.co/xcCDtNf6HQ

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Which way Western man?

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All these female athletes who don’t say shit about men competing in their sports but are saying Sydney’s ad is setting them back I am crying 😂 oh thank you merciful Dumpster Fire Gods 🙏

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@HollyCabot Women used to look normal!

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@SpencerKlavan I’m glad you’re on my level

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The Dumpster Fire gods have blessed me this week.

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The left and right getting mad about Sydney Sweeney getting naked and I’m like