Bridgey Rita

#CLE•#GSO•#wine•#bridgeysportstweets•Peer Pressurer•One Upper

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

Kevin Stefanski, will you marry me? #bridgeysportstweets

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

Is there anyone that sees nick lachey and doesn’t automatically think of j.simps and her vCard?! Oh, so just me?

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

How does our babysitter get my daughter (4) to shut her door at night?! God forbid I don’t leave that thing 1.99in ajar or we will all die

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

If you’re not watching @tellmelieshulu WHO EVEN ARE YOU?

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

Oh damn. The saga is ongoing as I am only eavesdropping… poor dude. “Here I am making 250k a year and she cheats on me with a cop…bc of ‘hormones’.” Lots to unpack but I feel like should buy him a drink now.

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

Apparently airport bars don’t cut people off. My man next to me has had 3 double vodka+lemonades and 4 green tea shots. He was here when I arrived and I’ve been here 25 min. 😳

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

Parenting class for first time dads but they only cut tiny fingernails. Because I’ve been a solo tiny fingernail cutter for almost 6 years now.

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

People with “loyalty” tattoos….lots to unpack here

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

Who plays Creed at a bar? Like ever??

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

Pretty sure our daughter caught us fighting just now about VPR Reunion…but as a 3 yr old I’m worried she thinks it was real fighting and now she’s scarred for life.

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

You know ALL the laws and in-laws are in town when you and the hubs are scrolling in bed, in silence with a tense but not tense vibe.

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

Adulting is reserving, canceling and rebooking dinner reservations 7x on resy in one day.

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

The biggest waste of energy in a parent’s life is telling your kids to stop running around a pool. They literally never listen…ever. Anyone’s kids. I’m giving it up indefinitely. #asiknockonwood

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

The best part of an adult only vacation is the day before when you have that “I don’t know why I’ll be going 24 hrs from now” feeling. Unpredictability is what dreams are made of.

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

Kevin Stefanski, will you marry me? #bridgeysportstweets

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

My 3-year old daughter told me to take off my browns T-shirt tonight bc I had “been wearing it forever.” Wtf (it’d be on since 10am) Kids are cool.

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

I think 60% of nfl coaches are hot. #bridgeysportstweets and Stefanski is still #1

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

Anyone else check the weather app 19x a day and at least 6 of those times complain about how shitty the weather app is?

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

I need a lounge set for Xmas break.

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

A memory I’d like to cherish is the disappointment on my husband’s face when I put on a bra today.

[Bridgey Rita @Bridgey27]

You know the work email is gonna be good when it starts off with “With all due respect…” 💀💀