Birdie3000

Twitter lurker. Occasional reality tv commenter.

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@manalkhan07 The writing is mostly very bad. I struggled too. Gets better by episode four, I think? I loved the last couple episodes.

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@y0_Rob What About Bob

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@ellycelly I quote this on a regular basis.

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@CountryL1imits She has all the charisma of a loaf of bread.

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@DevonESawa Dying. 🤣💀💀💀

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@TMZ This is hitting me hard. Rest in power, RJ. We will remember you.

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@notcapnamerica I was just thinking of Sheldon Turnipseed yesterday! Didn’t even realize it was the anniversary. Ghostwriter works in mysterious ways.

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@jamesonhaslam Only a man would think that not putting a trash can in the bathroom makes him some kind of genius.

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@veiledangelcake She’s acting this shitty about her child trying to live on campus at college?? College is a bridge from adolescence to adulthood & of course your child still needs help navigating it. This scenario does not warrant this level of attitude. JFC.

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@gothcoffee_ @seangarrette The issue is she projected her own fears & trauma regarding mother/daughter relationships onto her infant child. Essentially deciding her BABY had negative feelings toward her. And all these years later, that’s the version she’s sticking to. It’s effed. She needs therapy badly!

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Janet’s walked back every apology she’s ever given. She’s basically acknowledged they were insincere. She still goes after Danny despite having fuzzy feelings for the likes of JAX. Why would anyone trust this b*tch? Then she acts the victim because no one has moved on. #TheValley

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@TYRISPRINT Only heard it against my will in a Starbucks.

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@andimstressing Another weird tongue pic. Make it stop!

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@DoxieMama70 Eh, The Valley had the most unlikeable cast from the jump (except Kristen and Zach).

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@eilenslayvidson And as soon as Lindsey said Ciara’s name Amanda’s whole energy changed. She can’t even hide how much she resents Ciara. She hates her, because she knows the way she treated Ciara makes her a shitty human and she can’t face it.

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@secretbravofan But what has she said at the reunion that’s remotely acceptable? First thing she said is she’s there to take accountability. Next thing she said is “I didn’t choose!” as though she has no control over her actions. She’s shown she doesn’t give a shit about anyone but herself.

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@TonixMc1 This is pedestrian as fuck.

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@ick_real Yes yes a thousand times yes.

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@AnneGreig15 @metsswift That’s not true at all. It’s up to the mother how much time or interaction they want after giving birth. Not sure if Canada has a different process, but in the US a person giving birth would have full access to her baby until she relinquishes her rights.

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@basicallydjo It was good! I’m convinced that people who didn’t like it are children or have the mentality of children.