Brinah 🇺🇬🇬🇧

I am your Karma🙃💫🥶

[Brinah 🇺🇬🇬🇧 @Brieechesee]

My employer:Can you multitask??
Me: Can the salary be multiplied??

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

"I'm very self aware" says the neurodivergent girl who keeps writing herself plans for tomorrow that depend on her waking up with more self discipline and adherence to routine than she has ever exhibited in her life

[JB @jb2forty]

Send £50 to your friend who organises stuff today. I tried to take up his role today and quit within 25 minutes. They are truly undervalued members of society

[Kitui’s Daughter 🇵🇾🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke]

The only thing a light-skin man can do for me is light the path to his dark-skin friend’s house.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

What type of compliment is "you look so innocent" am I supposed to look like a notorious criminal?

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

What a player. What a season.

[Ik Nnadi 🇳🇬 @NnadiArts1]

Please don’t scroll past. I tried so hard.❤️

[Mr G @DeputyGrocott]

Has anyone else felt really bloated and large in this heat?

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

One of the cruelest parts of ADHD is having standards high enough to see how off-track you are, but not the executive function to close the gap.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing corporate life requires an ass licking skillset I was simply not born with

[watergun @tersseer]

raising your phone to listen to a voice note then it auto pause is peak rage bait 😭

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The journey continues 🛣️

Piero's story as a Gunner so far 🎞️

[Sarah🌸✨ @SarahSpace__]

That TikTok dance where you close your nose and move your hands forward like something is smelling, I hate it sm 😭

[Thot gpt @Kivutss]

My idea of a risky text is asking someone to do something for me😭😭😭😭 uugh

[27. @dimvji]

having work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[Ann @ItsAnnetteee]

me and Michelle Obama really the only good woman left in this world smh

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy one-month anniversary since Arsenal became 25/26 Premier League champions 🏆