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[❀𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 @BriefedAt46]

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Why does Reid only quote books no one’s read? Like sir just say it’s giving trauma and move on. 😭📚

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Castle: we’re partners
Beckett: we’re coworkers
Castle: we’re soulmates
Beckett: we’re on a clock, Castle, can we solve this murder first

#IncorrectQuotes #Castle

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Ryan: this guy’s alibi checks out
Esposito: so he didn’t kill his boss
Castle: or he DID and he’s just really good at lying
Beckett: Castle, this is not a fanfic

#IncorrectQuotes #Castle

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Martha: you need to stop inserting yourself into murder investigations
Castle: but what if it’s for inspiration
Martha: you need therapy, Richard

#IncorrectQuotes #Castle

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Beckett: we follow evidence, not theories
Castle: gesturing wildly but what if the killer is a time-traveling butler with daddy issues
Beckett: I need a raise

#IncorrectQuotes #Castle

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Morgan: solves murder using a shoelace, leftover pasta, and her ex’s childhood trauma
The actual cops: 👁️👄👁️

#IncorrectQuotes #HighPotential

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Morgan: You can’t just walk onto a crime scene and start analyzing evidence.
Morgan’s Brain: Challenge. Accepted.

#IncorrectQuotes #HighPotential

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Amanda: breaks up with boyfriend
Amanda: flies to England in a blizzard
Amanda: has a panic attack
Amanda: sleeps in a stranger’s cottage
Amanda: self-care 💅

#IncorrectQuotes #TheHoliday

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Iris: I’ve decided not to be in love with a man who doesn’t love me back
Everyone: CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
Iris: wait it’s actually kinda fun over here

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Graham: I’m a book editor, a widower, and I cry sometimes
Amanda: I’m terrified of emotions
Graham: cool let’s kiss about it

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Iris: I just flew 11 hours to get over a man
Amanda: I just flew 11 hours to get under one
mutual respect achieved instantly

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Mae: I think we need to approach this case with empathy.
Matt: I think we need to approach it with a battering ram.
Clara: I think we need to approach therapy.
Monty: I brought snacks.

#IncorrectQuotes #CMBB

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Clara: The unsub left behind a mask and a broken compass.
Monty: So a pirate?
Clara: So a symbolist killer with abandonment issues.
Monty: Tomato, tomahto.

#IncorrectQuotes #CMBB

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Emily: I’m not saying it’s aliens
Hotch: good
Emily: but what if it’s aliens
Hotch: I take it back

#IncorrectQuotes #CriminalMinds

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Reid: statistically speaking—
Morgan: you’re about to get punched statistically speaking
Reid: your emotional repression is showing
Morgan: and your life insurance policy better be active

#IncorrectQuotes #CriminalMinds

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Rossi: I’ve been married three times
Emily: So you’re the red flag
Rossi: I prefer “experienced”
JJ: in divorce court maybe

#IncorrectQuotes #CriminalMinds

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Unsub: leaves a single rose at every crime scene
Reid: classic narcissistic romantic delusion
Garcia: or they’re just dramatic and lonely
Morgan: or both
JJ: so… Reid in college?
Reid: I WILL SUE

#IncorrectQuotes #FBICBS

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Elise: suspect’s burner is off
Jubal: trace it anyway
Elise: with what, manifestation?

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Tiff: shoots out suspect’s tires with impossible precision
Scola: remind me never to ghost you

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OA: I think the unsub is motivated by control
Maggie: I think the unsub is a Gemini
OA: blinks
Maggie: I’m just saying it adds up

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