Brien Miceli

If Retweets and Favorites were currency, I'd be living modestly.

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

Had sex for an hour and sixty seconds last night. S/O to daylight savings. #canonlymakethatjokeonceayear

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

@letsbeHILfrank, I think about that every time I post

[Kimberly Hilfrank @khilfran]

@BrienOConan 's snapstories have always been, and will continue to be, just too much for me to handle.

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

@Annie_Wu_22 You had it coming

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

This just happened. I am crying. @BrienOConan 😭😭😭😭😭

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

To my brother Zach in Culture Blue, here's to a long and prosperous career in one of the most talented bands I've h… http://t.co/PTDJXxjbB3

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

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[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

Only three days to #wildfirefest. Not to toot our own horn, but I heard we were making Made in America jealous

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

This tweet seemed like a good idea #drunktweeting

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

Stopping the microwave at :01 and pretending I've defused a bomb at the last second

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

Do less.

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

#TodaysPhysicalChallenge: with chopsticks, eat an entire platter of sushi without once pretending that you're a drummer in a rockband

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

Why I chose this man's college.

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

Oprah chai was a great decision by Starbucks, but I want to see some other celebrity-endorsed drinks. Al Cap-Pacino? Beyonce and Jay-Tea.

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

Pledging a fraternity should be renamed brocreation

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

Well, today my ex's dad almost hit me with his car whilst I was running this afternoon #thathappened

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

Today my friend called me lazy. I almost insulted him back, but that would've required too much effort

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

Today at work I put oreos over my nipples as my coworker videotaped me. Who said being a lifeguard was easy.

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

Every time I look at Timehop I realize just how much of a loser I was in the past

[Brien Miceli @BrienOConan]

Bees everywhere today. Bees on chair 2, bees near the guard bench, bees at baby pool, beez in the trap.