Optimistic Father

Just another bright eyed, bushy tailed new father. Maybe he'll read these one day and be able to pinpoint exactly where I messed him up.

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

@SouthwestAir Thanks! It has critical items for my son's first bday. Almost made it all the way from Japan with all of our stuff... so close...

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

Greetings @SouthwestAir, we're on a flight to PHX right now and just realized we left a backpack at the check-in counter @SeaTacAirport. Can y'all help a brother out?

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

Found my favorite @Iam1Cent poster at a curry restaurant in Japan!

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

@BleacherReport Found an error in your app, there's a bunch of soccer games listed under the Football tab

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

@AZCardinals @NFLUK @candycane1489 Trip from Japan might be long but getting this kid to his first Cards game would be worth it!

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

Steps to ensure me son learns to fight:

1. Give him a #sibling to practice against
2. Book him an @united flight to test his mettle

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

Watched some of the Snapchat feed... realized people don't know the difference between an #aprilfoolsday prank and being an asshole

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

One of the craziest phenomena after having a newborn is going out in public and realizing other full grown people exist

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

The real question is did @BurgerKing kidnap this man, or did he really walk into a Burger King and not know this sandwich was made by them

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

Parking lot holding the baby and his stuff w/ my wife going through my pockets for the keys

Random spectator: Hey! Are you getting robbed!?

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

Watched MTV for hours, turns out parading around with your shirt off doesn't really work either. I give up, he can have my stuff. #DadvsSon

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

Wolf method isn't working, went to face off with my newborn and he can't hold his head up. Back to the drawing board. #DadvsSon #AlphaMale

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

Decided to reclaim some space from my son. Was told to act as the alpha. Studying pack mentality​ today. More to come. #DadvsSon

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

Looked around and realized my newborn has slowly laid claim to all of my space/stuff... Must've been planning this for months! #TheLongCon

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

When your postpartum care t-shirt game is strong!

[Optimistic Father @BrightEyedDad]

Birth came so fast and furious, we're thinking of naming him Johnny Utah #PointBreak #TheOriginalF&F