Jonathan George Parker

Ex Assistant to the Regional CEO providing business and life advice with a little fun along the way 😜 #mentor #workaholic #bigpicturethinker *parody/a tribute

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

People ask, "Jon, how do you do it?" Simple. Honesty. This role is raw—think Maximus Decimus Meridius but with a clipboard. No BAFTA talk yet, but being trusted with the key to the executive portaloo says it all. The industry knows. Jon knows. You know. #BAFTABound

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

If I perish, the hard drive destruction machine triggers. Anvil, drill, fire. Then acid. Then canal. Not that I’ve got anything to hide. Just management theories. And poetry. Don’t look at me like that. Pathetic.

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

Fishing the Sierras. 16,000ft. Thin air? Love it. Some will say, "Ooh, careful Jon, didn't you faint in a Colorado ski shop?" No. Bad lighting. Totally different. Up here? I’m a machine. Basically a Sherpa with a fly rod. Fact. 🎣

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

Supporting my mate Jerry whose local business has been hit with horrendous rises in business rates. Vote @reformparty_uk, @UKLabour you should be ashamed! 🍻

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

Skiing trip. The lads. Woke up to this. Don't panic.
Doctor said it’s the spirits. Specifically advised me to switch to beer. 'Keep the fluids up', he said. Who am I to argue with a medical professional?
Crisis averted. Get the beers in. 🍺⛷️

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

@oakley, very disappointed with the performance of the anti-reflective coating on your glasses. Do not recommend.

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

Right. Big news. I’ve stepped up as captain of the bowling team. We’re "The Kingpins." Naturally.
You need a leader of men when looking at a tricky 7-10 split. It’s basically just dancing with a heavy ball. And I’ve got rhythm.
Sorted.
#Kingpin #Leadership #Fact

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

Standard 24-hour whirlwind trip to Austria.
You’re probably thinking, "Jon, how are you getting up the stairs in that?"
Simple. Management decision. I don’t lift things; I lift the company profits.
The ground crew will sort it. They love a challenge.
Wheels up. ✈️
#CEOLife

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

Right. Tactical 4WD approach. Work smarter. 🎿
And yes, those are pads. When you're smashing Jägerbombs, you simply don't have time for "piss stops."
Don't be jealous just because I've got the best seat in the house. Fact.
#TheBrentmeister #LadPads

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

So pleased to have expanded to my sixth van! Compete with the corporate tag line. Stay classy #Savannah! #vanlife

Proud to be a local business entrepreneur
@973KISSFM

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

Just looking at the @Walmart, I can’t believe the low prices that have on @TENAMen pads. 💦 you can never be too careful and they’ve saved me many times. 🙏

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

They're not wrong..

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

Someone just asked me “Do I have the voice of Jesus in my life?”, I replied “Nah, I read the book already.. and he dies in the end.” 🙏

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

I don’t know what the big deal is? 🤷‍♂️
https://t.co/rtExveYamp
I’ve 💩 in the bed, just usually after I’m really drunk 🥴. #nobigdeal

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

Innovation Friday. #bebrave #daretodream be vulnerable by sharing ideas with those who respect you! This was a recent such session I had with a retired friend.

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

Innovation Friday. To some a simple and confusing drawing, to some of us in the know, the secret of the Universe. #innovate #ideate

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

A strange thing happened tonight, I said I wanted to stretch my throat tomorrow night. Everyone looked at me funny. I said karaoke 🎤
What were they thinking? 🤷‍♂️

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

So much for the discreet packaging 🤨😣😫

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

Watching the corporate expenses after a clampdown, so I only ordered the half dozen oysters with my seafood tower.

[Jonathan George Parker @BrightstarrCEO]

Back in my day, I could walk in a store with $25 and walk out with 6 Porterhouse steaks, 2 chickens, a case of beer, 5 bottles of wine, 2 loaves of bread and a gallon of milk. Can't do that today. Too many fucking cameras.