↞ 𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖎 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖊 ↠

➢ 𝟐𝟗. 𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐨. ➢ 𝐟𝐥. ➢ 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 & 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic, egoistic, egotistic, narcisstic, solipsistic, chauvinistic, jingoistic, nihilstic, terroristic, antagonistic, opportunistic, animalistic, cannibalistic (unproven), racist, sexist, classist, ableist, isolationist, segregationist, white supremacist, homophobic, transphobic, galeophobic, bathmophobic, shameless, shameful, pitiless, pitiful, helpless, hurtful, friendless, foeful, serial defaulting, sexual assaulting, criminally addicted, thirty-four-count convicted, justice obstructor and document-hoarder and subject of court order after court order, buck-passing, bus-throwing, dog-whistling, fear-sowing, race-baiting, rage-stirring, all-hating, omni-slurring, spirit-crushing, money-hushing, secrets-blabbing, pussy-grabbing, climate-denying, Putin-complying, fast-food-scarfing, soda-snarfing, slush-fund-diverting, Epstein-frequenting, Kim Jong Un-flirting, NATO-dissenting, tchotchke-shilling self-styled Messiah, diplomacy-killing global-pariah, rebellion-provoking, complicity-cloaking, coup-stoking, bear-poking, election-losing, falsely-accusing, republic-destroying, Giuliani-employing, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, designing, dissembling, duplicitous, dubious, devious, untrusted, untruthful, treacherous, treasonous, Roget’s-thesaurus-exhaustingly traitorous, awful, unlawful, eats-crow-by-the-jawful, vain, insane, got-rocks-in-the-brain, hypocritical, parasitical, horrible-stain-on-the-body-political, bullying, bullying, bullying, stop bullying!, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-concerned, self-important, self-obsessed, self-conceited, self-involved, self-regarding, self-seeking, self-serving, self-defeating, self-fulfilling, apparently self-loving, actually self-loathing, abusive, befuddled, corrupting, destructive, embittered, fallacious, grotesque, horrendous, indignant, judgmental, kowtowing, lethargic, malicious, neurotic, obnoxious, pathetic, quick-tempered, resentful, sadistic, tormented, upsetting, vindictive, washed-up, xenophobic, yammering, zombified, awkwardly autocratic, fecklessly fascist, totally-not-ready-for-totalitarianism, strongman except for the strong part, Mussolini without the muscle, Needy Amin, intellectually bankrupt, spiritually bankrupt, morally bankrupt, literally bankrupt, leather-jerkined, crystal-buttoned, knot-pated, caddis-gartered, sodden-witted, elvish-marked, rumbumptious, disloyal, unworthy, discouraging, unhappy, dismissive, unpleasant, disdainful, unhealthy, disinterested, uncaring, disorganized, unfeeling, rage-tweeting, misspelling, ALL CAPS ABUSING!, flat-footed, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, stony-hearted, tiny-handed, sticky-fingered, “yeti-pubed”, “toadstool-penised”, thin-skinned, cold-blooded, bone-unspurred, stiff-necked, bald-faced, slack-jawed, double-tongued, foul-mouthed, snot-nosed, shifty-eyed, beetle-browed, soft-brained, narrow-minded, where-do-you-even-begin-haired, wolfish, boorish, waspish, sheepish, apeish, piggish, sluggish, slothful, catty, fishy, squirrely, weaselly, snake, skunk, cuckoo, chicken, one-term, twice-impeached, three-far-right-Justice-appointing, four-time indicted, Fifth Amendment-cowering, six-time insolvent, G7-detested, eight-year-term-limited, 9/11-valor-stealing, Ten Commandments-exploiting, Chapter Elevened, 12-member-jury convicted, angry, broken, clueless, dreary, eerie, feeble, gutless, heartless, idle, joyless, klutzy, leery, morbid, nasty, oafish, painful, queasy, rabid, shabby, tiresome, unstable, vicious, whiny, X-rated, yapping zero.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Hurricane Milton got SpongeBob and Gary evacuating too, shit is about to get crazy😭😭😭

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

To any company who would use Hurricane Milton to exploit people who are desperate for help through illegal fraud or price-gouging, whether at the gas pump, airport, hotel counter or anywhere else: you will be held accountable.

[positivity moon @arrtnem]

You’re so right—somewhere along the line, Instagram stopped being about capturing the moment and became about curating the perfect image. Millennials were the pioneers of those raw, over-filtered shots of coffee cups and sunsets, and it was pure because it wasn’t about perfection. But now? Everyone’s paralyzed by this need to produce rather than share. It’s like we forgot the magic of just… posting whatever made us smile that day.

People started overthinking it—obsessing over engagement, over the right caption, the perfect lighting, and the algorithm’s unpredictable whims. It all got so complicated. No wonder the stories are alive while the feeds are ghost towns—stories are easy, they disappear, there’s no pressure. But that pressure robbed the feed of its authenticity. The joy of sharing something imperfect, something ordinary—like your cat basking in the morning light or that poorly framed sunset from your balcony—is lost in the pursuit of some curated aesthetic.

We need to get back to basics. Forget the photoshoot-level expectations. Who cares if it’s grainy or the angle is weird? Post the damn sunrise, post the messy dinner you cooked, the selfie that’s just okay. The beauty of Instagram used to be the glimpses into real life—those imperfect, spontaneous slices of what’s actually happening. The quiet moments, the everyday things, the genuine smiles and bad hair days. The app is for images, for moments—let’s take it back to that. Let’s remind ourselves that it’s not about the likes or making everything a spectacle—it’s about sharing a little piece of our world with the people who want to see it.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This is a map that shows the land loss of Native Americans in the United States

[Amanda Fortini @amandafortini]

Babe what's wrong, you don't like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?

[↞ 𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖎 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖊 ↠ @BriiForte]

@AmabileJoe You’ve secured the bag, sir. 🥳

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

it’s always “when is the McRib coming back” and never “how are you doing person who runs the McDonald’s account”

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

It's fall! You know what that means:

- Apple picking
- Hay rides
- Sweaters
- Reading anything by Edgar Allan Poe and being forced to come to terms with the inevitability of death as well as the perils of idealization
- Pumpkins
- Flannel

[m¡na @sugoiititties]

hope they win the world series

[↞ 𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖎 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖊 ↠ @BriiForte]

if the power of the internet can bring Avatar:TLA to @netflix then we all should begin to petition for Teen Titans to be contracted as well

[↞ 𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖎 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖊 ↠ @BriiForte]

Are we just gonna quietly forget that Midnight Sun has been written for years, but someone hacked Stephanie Meyer’s computer and leaked the first few chapters & she was so pissed that she cancelled it altogether? (she also blamed 50 shades of grey but let’s forget that too)

[lizzie 🎾mike faist’s nose @groovinyorick]

Will I reread twilight after eight mfing years for the release of midnight sun? Yes. Will I fucking enjoy it even though it's trash, but my trash, while sipping on my tea, listening to it's full soundtrack? Absolutely fucking yes. #MidnightSun
#Twilight

[mia ✿ @ribbonmia]

get a fucking life you freak

[The Hummingbird 🐦 @SaysHummingbird]

I. LOVE. THIS. ❤👏😎

Nurses block white nationalist anti-social distancing protests in Denver

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

yea breakups are rough but have you ever played a card you thought was hilarious in cards against humanity and no one laughed

[↞ 𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖎 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖊 ↠ @BriiForte]

@virtualvvitch