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Jordan says “Do you want to see babies on fire?”

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Jordan says, “but then when I switched to my butt it was so much better”

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Dave says “have you ever sucked the balls off?”

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Mike says “you have to love to suck it”

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Zeyi says, “I really like the chunky feeling in my mouth.”

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Jordan says, "there's all kinds of fluids now that I don't need coming out"

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Sammi says "All you have to do is stick it in and away we go. Let's do this guys!"

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Derek says "It's like being front pooped out of your tent vagina"

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Forrest says "I have zero facts but that's what happened."

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Forrest says "It gets thinner at the smaller."

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Brian says "I was almost able to fit the whole thing in my mouth."

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Derek says "I'm going to go home, set up stuffed animals and play this game"

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Leslie says "Im going to go touch it and see if it's warm"

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Korkie says "it had an arm down but the arm was up."

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Korkie says "It's shaped like corn but it tastes like pineapple. It's weird."

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Tyler says "I'm more scared of the drone army than Mexicans"

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Thomas says "Can you tone down the penetration at work"