Dylan

22 | Meth 🐻 Status = :/

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

Appreciate how Patrick gets annoyed when Squidward takes credit for SpongeBob idea

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@salty_armpit They got no class then

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@MikeBartner Pasta being this good while playing in a make a wish top six is insane. What we expect him to work with is sad

[Sicko Bamba @fallout3master3]

Another classic from the vault

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@MikeBartner What the fuck just happened. Goalie just did his best Young-ho Koo impression

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@MikeBartner Thank god I never have to watch some of the worst rebound control known to man ever again

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@MikeBartner Maybe the Tanner Jeannot deal won’t be that bad by 2027

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@MikeBartner This motherfucker Mike Grier is so good it’s pissing me off bad

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@MikeBartner What the fuck is Jarmo doing u had chase Reid right there buddy

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@MikeBartner Getting Bo Byram and having to pay double digits AAV to him for 4th overall may be the stinkiest deal for awhile

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@JFreshHockey 3% defense

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@JFreshHockey Seattle has assembled the middle sixer avengers

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@TCalauttis Peeke fucking stinks. Contributes absolutely zero offensively and routinely gets caught puck watching in the d-zone. If we bring him back then I kinda just give up

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@18Jxxx18 @EamonnMcLean44 @BNGProductions I read your piece but I’m still lost on how you think committing big term to a guy who has been trending downward for years is better than getting a still elite offensive defenseman who won’t hamstring you with term. I’d like him to be better defensively but can’t have everything

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@JFreshHockey My absolute goat. Look at that fucking defense

[Volk @ladolcevolk]

Isola is the most electrifying addition to Bond lore in years. Bond's always been the swindler, and he still is that, but having a Bond girl who's his Catwoman/Fujiko Mine representing the dark world he's attracted to is brilliant. Can't wait to see their relationship develop.

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@ladolcevolk Cook

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@smclaughlin9 That’s a funny way to say Tommy Bleyl/Xavier Villeneuve

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@BruinsNetwork When you got a chance to play 90’s hockey in 2026 you just have to take it. Who cares that the opposition skates circles around you when u can lay the body as they put the puck in the back of the net

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@_TyAnderson There’s nothing else he can add. Not a single forward on this team (not counting 44) can be relied upon to get him the puck consistently in scoring areas. It’s fucking pathetic what they’ve surrounded him with. Generational goal scorer and nobody to get it to him