Grinch: I would like to buy a dog
Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?
Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla
Pet store employee: That is fine.
Grinch: A green gorilla
Employee: Doesn’t matter
i didn’t know oppenheimer was supposed to be tremendously sexy! what was once a chore, going to the movie, is now an exciting experience i look forward to each day!
it’s so important to date YOURSELF
(drinking coffee at the airport with no headphones in or anything. just spending a little time w myself. the airport is playing pop music)
@HannahJoyMoser It seemed to me like a series of auto populated words like when you press the auto complete button over and over but I definitely loved the vibe