bri🧀

there’s too much fucking shit on me

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

I love airports. Waiting on a plane and doing nothing? Dirty martini at 10:45 am. No judgement

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

ASMR cooking videos are about the only thing getting me through right now, and that’s okay

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

@petersgolfcart @nobodyaskedtake I think for some of us it’s the fact that they picked ANOTHER bland bachelor. I think the franchise is focusing too much on giving us shots of everyone crying vs trying to create a viable love story between two interesting people. Producers want someone to easily manipulate 🤮

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

If you reach out to me with “do you have a minute to chat?” know that when I get that minute, I’m gonna be super pissed about it

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

Only thoughts after watching white noise: what -and I cannot stress this enough- the fuck

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

I don’t think the founding fathers intended for us to email for 8 hours a day

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

Getting my family self help books for Christmas this year. Y’all need it.

[detune @xdetune]

Bo Burnham is just Silly Songs with Larry for depressed adults

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

I’m seeing a lot of hate online for balenciaga, and I’m gonna be honest…I have no clue what’s going on because they know not to market to people in my tax bracket

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

Me opening up my Spotify wrapped: oh I was DEPRESSED depressed

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

Getting into the Christmas spirit by exclusively listening to “This Christmas (Patti’s Version)” iykyk

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

Watching Johnny’s hands shaking while knowing Greg is in the wings #bachelorinparadiseabc

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

Spot the difference #bachelorinparadiseabc

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

@GameOfRosesPod Dark seeker nailed this tweet

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

Kate really said “it wasn’t supposed to be mean because you weren’t supposed to know” #bachelorinparadiseabc

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

Be warned! Jump scare alert on Bachelor in Paradise tonight! #bachelorinparadiseabc

[bri🧀 @BriRussty]

Why are people introducing me to new concepts at work this week? You should be grateful that I even have my email open as I scroll social media