Brittany Nicole

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Some positives on #ElectionNight.

[we teach bottoms to shrink themselves @Chrissssssw]

God literally dropping blessings on your head and you sitting here tweeting. Girl get your attorney on line 1, it's time to PROSPER https://t.co/bnYRVTBizD

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni
YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u

[Brittany Nicole @Brit9_Brat]

@corne_lanae well that's a bummer! But I guess you'll save money if you stay home lol

[Proxi @Proxic0n]

[Wedding]

PRIEST: is there anyone who objects to this marriage

GUY IN THE BACK: HE PRONOUNCES GIF AS "JIF"

*Guests riot*
*Bride vomits*

[Brittany Nicole @Brit9_Brat]

@corne_lanae go!! I can watch your house too if you need me

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Here are stories 9-12 of my still inexplicably unpublished book of Heartwarming Stories For Children

[Courtney R. @corne_lanae]

LOL at all the people who are acting like they know everything about politics but don't even know that THERE IS A LEGIT 3RD PARTY CANDIDATE

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

person: dont overreact

me laying in a coffin about to shut it on myself: im not