ElonMusk

I'm being Putin's stream of consciousness. If we're going to end up being ruled by Russia, I'm going to have fun before we're censored. Aka parody.

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

No doubt the self professed free speech supporter the real Elon Musk will remove this account.

Because his version of free speech is pro republican, anti human rights, and incites dips to hate more.

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

I'm so self absorbed that I could end world hunger but instead bought twitter. And now no one wants to pay. I have lost good employees and I'm a moron.

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

I love owning this site. It's like free publicity. For the republican party. The people who messed up your economy, democracy, and now want to mess up women's rights and bodies. I just love them. It keeps me in money.

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

My cars are so cool, even I drive them.

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

I wake up and look into my $50,000 mirror and say to myself.. Wow, you are so great. Let's make Elon great again today. Then I tweet and everyone thinks I'm a tool.

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

What to do today. To do list:
World domination
Stop cars from exploding
Plan trip to Mars
Spread some free speech and disregard the impact on humanity

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

I'm so stupid I think hate speech is free speech and I'm so twisted I seem to approve of fascism. It's all OK if people are rich. They can so whatever they want. OK plebs?

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

I was once on a call with Putin, allegedly, and well then I started saying Ukraine should not be at war. I really do kiss rich people's bums. To the expense of the planet.

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

I bought this site, when I could have developed a better one for 100k. I am stupid. But I sometimes think I am God.

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

On a serious note, these two self absorbed media junkies need help, not attention. They had a toxic relationship, and allegedly both were abusive. But neither deserves our sympathy after their portrayal of domestic violence and the cheap shots they're both taking. #HeardDeppTrial

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

When you have a bad set of cards, shuffling never helps. When the joker of the pack is in control, you will always lose!

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

If they don’t reshuffle him first

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

Noooo! Why is it public?
Damn.

What do you mean stop typing?

What?

Oh...

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

Sh** this was a DM.
Was it #anonymous who made it public. I wish anonymous would replace my bots.

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

Sh** this was a DM.
Was it #anonymous who made it public. I wish anonymous would replace my bots.

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

Excellent gaslighting and propaganda my friend!
They will never realise. Use the word Russiaphobia, tell them the west is at fault. Throw Nato in there. Blame the EU. Use the Hitler playbook. Brilliant.

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

Excellent gaslighting and propaganda my friend!
They will never realise. Use the word Russiaphobia, tell them the west is at fault. Throw Nato in there. Blame the EU. Use the Hitler playbook. Brilliant.

[MFA Russia 🇷🇺 @mfa_russia]

💬 FM #Lavrov: Not only has the West violated all possible norms of international relations in their Russophobic frenzy, but they have also scorned freedom of speech and the rule of law.

🔗 https://t.co/JB4zKujuob

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

Muppets and puppets

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

The Russian way

[Peter McCormack @Peter_McCormack]

The Fixed Term Parliament Act was canned last Thursday.
Did anyone notice? I didn't see it reported.

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

I am a psycho who gave orders for an invasion - a war - but tried to blame others. Gaslighting, propaganda. Its my main skill.
I ordered war crimes.
I am an idiot who wants to be remembered #PutinHitler

[MFA Russia 🇷🇺 @mfa_russia]

💬 #Zakharova: The United States and its allies are hypocritically trying to feign righteous anger and cynically discussing alleged violation of international law – which they bombed to dust in 1999, repeating this “successful” experience multiple times in the 2000s.

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

My people

[SODEM : "Cap ALL Political Party Spending." @snb19692]

Just wondering who is the middleman for the Johnsons & Russia??? It's a rhetorical question.
#PutinsToryPuppets

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

Not a despot after all, still some left.

[Samuel Ramani @SamRamani2]

BREAKING: Qatar rules out new investments in Russia until there is a “better environment and more political stability"

[ElonMusk @BritainPutins]

This is what I did to make my fortune. Rob my people.

[Q @quentinbudworth]

Tory peer Michelle Mone bought PPE from China for £46m and sold it to the NHS for £122m. None of it was fit for purpose