British Badways

This is a parody account for the worlds 40th favourite airline! This account is in no way associated with British Airways.. which we are thankful for!

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

This is basically the airline equivalent of going vegan. Just like when people go vegan, a fuss is made and will pretend they’re better than everyone else. And just like in real life no one cares, because they’re usually total pricks. #britishbadways

[virginatlantic @VirginAtlantic]

We’ve landed! The first commercial flight using LanzaTech sustainable jet fuel was our VS16 from Orlando to London Gatwick, operated by a Boeing 747 aircraft.

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

Standby..

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

Ladies and gentlemen thank you for all your support this year. It is however with a heavy heart, that @BritishBadways will be suspending our operations. We may return but at the moment we shall be taking a little break. So for the moment.. please standby.. #britishbadways

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

Would never work here. Hell im drunk now just tweeting this message #britishbadways

[Travel + Leisure @TravelLeisure]

Japan Airlines asks employees to stop drinking alcohol for the rest of 2018 https://t.co/hOoFJIMj7L

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

Merry Christmas! Here are all your bags back.. just joking! Seriously though we have no fucking idea where we put them.. #britishbadways

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

@josephcheriyan Your welcome! Invoice is in the post. #britishbadways

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@b03cahug Because who are we going to give a cold chicken and mash dish to that was cooked 8 hours ago? Moron. #britishbadways

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

@aberdonianlad What do you want, a medal? #britishbadways

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Help this account reach 300 followers by midnight or we are launching the drones at Gatwick again! #dronesgatwick #DroneGate #britishbadways

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

For those of you wondering just how dangerous drones are to aircraft #britishbadways

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@alexcruzmaybe @Gatwick_Airport Make sure you take the stab proof vest boss. #countryfolk

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

Yes we are aware of the ongoing situation at #LGW, but in all honesty they are country folk. The English equivalent of rednecks. It’s a miracle they have discovered fire let alone land an aircraft. Leave them to it, they’ll work it out. #britishbadways #gatwick #GatwickDrones

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

Suck a long one PIA! We are back you big bunch of bitches! #britishbadways #dontcallitacomeback

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

Our move to restart flights to Pakistan is to break our crews in gently for what’s to come. Next year will see flights to Syria, Kabul, Helmand and the Korean DMZ. Not either North of South Korea but the actual DMZ itself. You know. The bit with the landmines. #britishbadways

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

Today in 1903 the Wright brothers took to the sky for the first time forever changing the world and bringing the dawn of aviation. They also lost a suitcase. The last bit is the part we choose to remember, and continue their great legacy to this day. #britishbadways

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

IAG to do list before 2020:
Buy Aer Lingus ✅ Buy BMI ✅ Buy Vueling ✅ Buy a little bit of Norwegian ✅ Buy Curry’s PC World ❌ Buy all of Norwegian ❌ Buy HMV ❌ Buy the Isle Of Wight ❌ Buy some socks ❌ Buy the Moon ❌ Still a lot left to do before 2020.. #britishbadways

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@alexcruzmaybe Don’t worry boss the invoice is already in the post. #britishbadways

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

“Why do you charge for XYZ, when other longhaul carriers don’t?” It’s simple. By charging for EVERYTHING, in a few years it will allow us.. TO DANCE ON THE FUCKING GRAVE OF THE OTHER AIRLINES BECAUSE WE’VE GOT ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD! #britishbadways

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

Thank you for taking the time to vote in our poll. Now we know what can get away with. So expect to see aircraft with no toilets, a few less doors and an engine that looks suspiciously like it’s made from cardboard #britishbadways

[British Badways @BritishBadways]

What would it take for us to actually lose you as a customer?

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@Dallasmcintosh No it hasn’t everything is just fine. Some of the scum in World Chavler sprayed the new Victoria Beckham perfume. #britishbadways #everythingisfine