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I am not Tiffany. I'm just another sassy, rude, British teenager who swears too much. •Stereotypical•

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Fancy a cuppa? It's been a while.

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#britishproblemsnight *American friend* "You're in college?? But you're 16??"

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I stg I will start bringing a thermos full of tea to school. Not even joking.

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#youknowyourebritishwhen people comment on your display pics saying "bbz ur look fkn peng im well jel xxxxx"

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#youknowyourebritishwhen you don't trust people who say they don't like tea.

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#youknowyourebritishwhen Christmas begins in August, bc the adverts talk about mincepies instead of "keeping your kids busy this summer".

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#youknowyourebritishwhen you laugh at the sexual voice of the M&S adverts' voiceovers.

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#youknowyourebritishwhen you spend your halfterm watching Jeremy Kyle all morning with a cuppa.

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#youknowyourebritishwhen "British accents are so hot!" "Ew, no, they're mank."

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#youknowyourebritishwhen "You stay away from my gyal or I'mma shank you, mate."

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#youknowyourebritishwhen you're asked about the weather and 90% of the time your answer is, "Oh, it's pissing it down."

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#youknowyourebritishwhen
Peng
Reem
Jel
Primark

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#youknowyourebritishwhen you walk down the street and see more than 5 people with orange skin wearing tracksuits

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#youknowyourebritishwhen "It's scone as in cone, not scone as in gone."

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#youknowyourebritishwhen You run an account called BritishTens

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It's now that time when it's freezing in the morning, and hot as fuck in the afternoon, so you don't know if you need a coat. #BritishTeens

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Going into corner shops to buy cheap sweets and having the shop owner stare at you like you're a murderer. #BritishTeens

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@thedoctorscake @whatisasophie Sorry, what?

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The tourists that think by hanging around the streets of London will help them spot One Direction are fucking jokes. #BritishTeens