Britney Watson

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

In less than a year we have spent more than 25 times what Trump’s border wall would have cost protecting Ukraine’s border.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

When it don’t add up, subtract yourself

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Clearly these mfs have never seen Narnia

[Abigail Jackson 🇺🇸 @abigailmarone]

Elon Musk is funny and I think that makes the libs even more angry

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

"Elon Musk could end world hunger with $6 billion."

Well, Elon paid $11 billion in federal taxes last year which coincidently is the same amount of money America gave to the UN.

Why hasn't the UN ended world hunger yet?

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

Elon Musk could do a lot of things with $44B but buying Twitter and seeing libs absolutely lose their minds is worth every penny

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

Now that we have Free Speech on Twitter

Joe Biden stole the 2020 Election

[Jordan Belfort @wolfofwallst]

Massively excited that Elon bought Twitter. How about you?

[Alex Bruesewitz 🇺🇸 @alexbruesewitz]

January 6 will go down in history as a BIG LIE!

[Brigitte Gabriel @ACTBrigitte]

Elon Musk should buy Disney after he's done with Twitter.

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

Can anyone point to the part of the Constitution that gives the CDC authority over our lives?

I didn’t think so.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

He literally has no idea.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Netflix: we can’t figure out why we’re hemorrhaging hundreds of thousands of subscribers.

Also Netflix:

[Carol Roth @caroljsroth]

“I’m going to leave Twitter if Elon Musk takes over” is the new “I’m going to move to Canada if Trump wins”.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Why do the security cameras never seem to work when the reality of the crime isn’t good for the leftist narrative???

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Even the birds know. Apparently a bird just shit on Biden in Iowa. That bird speaks for anyone who’s filled their tank or gone shopping in the last 18 months.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

i’m so antisocial i’ll walk past a mf ik

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

This summer get your kids outdoors enjoy all that America has to offer… don’t waste your money on overpriced bullshit and junk food at Disney World.

[britt ✨ @kbrittko]

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. You are only as pretty as your personality.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

April fool’s Day is canceled because nothing could be a bigger joke that the joke that’s running our country right now!!!