britnie gunderson

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

I wish my titties actually sat on my chest the way they do in the hot tub

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

27 years old and I still can't open an envelope without tearing it apart in frustration bc I can't get it open in one swoop of a finger the first try

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

The amount of times I cut my heel shaving my legs is stupid. #help

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

Bruh my memories that pop up on Facebook be very cringey

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

Got an Apple Watch and I thought I was some what knowledgeable with technology. HA! I was soooo wrong

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

Forgot we had an air fryer so I made some fries and boy does that air fryer slap

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

will someone bake me some Christmas goodies. Im not much of a baker lol

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

@bedard02 He still 11/10 🤷🏽‍♀️

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

Named my dog Laney Boggs 8 years ago and I just realized I should of named her Laney Doggs lol

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Two large beers relieve pain more effectively than Tylenol.

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

Woooof vikes. Just woof

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

I’ve been telling Nick things like “yeah dude” “my guy” or “my dude” “buddy”. He hasn’t cracked yet. I’m impressed

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

I still got a tan line from this summer on my titties so I got that going for me

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

Drunk Britnie ordered two of these bad boys last night #oops

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

@taylormarie_18 It’s been like that for like 5 years 😂

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

He calls me by the sweetest names 🥰

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

@taylormarie_18 Did you peep his name in my phone in the picture 😂

[britnie gunderson @Britnie_G]

I now have 57 hangers not in use and I am tossing out clothes that weren’t even on hangers as well. I think I’m a hoarder