Britta Slade

Britta, unfiltered.

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[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

You can read the first two chapters of Trad Widow for free here: https://t.co/uiP9bpixOO

Both ebook and paperback will be available for purchase this Wednesday!

[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

"pronouns in email signatures are too woke"

ok, but have you ever emailed someone named Ashley for six months--picturing a female Millennial former cheerleader--only to find out you've been talking to a 60 year old British man? I can't take back all the exclamation marks I sent

[Renaud Foucart @RenaudFoucart]

This supposedly "classic" book has an incredible number of hallucinated references. It's as if he's summarizing books that never existed in the first place.

[David ImeI @DurvidImel]

2026

[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

Wrote a little enemies-to-lovers fanfic about Trump and Maduro: https://t.co/YL77fpYaGi

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

ok we all had fun with the vanity fair photos but the time has come to say that having bad skin is not a moral failing

[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

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[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

The Kindle edition of my novel Trad Widow is free until November 23rd. It's a comedic mystery about a trad wife influencer whose husband is murdered, plunging her into a personal and professional identity crisis.

[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

@today_explained @slouisepetersen @TheCut @ejdickson I wrote a novel about a trad wife who is plunged into a personal and professional identity crisis when her husband is murdered! It's called Trad Widow.

[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

@RadishHarmers Manhattan, whitest area of the United States, featuring the Dutch enclave of Harlem

[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

@RadishHarmers He's already long gone

[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

@RadishHarmers You also need to be a stellar podcast guest so you can get more followers to view your posts

[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

As someone who has also done cleaning/service work, I think some messes are the customer's responsibility. If you use a restroom as a customer, you don't have to mop but you also shouldn't shit on the floor.

[shaggy @shaggysurvives]

As someone who has done a decent amount of cleaning/service work: If you're getting paid to do it, you're getting paid to do it. Its your job. It isn't the customers job.

[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

@carterhambley @roastmalone_ You seem confident you'll be invited back for nights 2-5

[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

Here's a little short story about VR porn: https://t.co/KZxqfHbN2s

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

High-Rise is such a prophetic novel that it’s almost unbelievable at times. Ballard doesn’t just predict social media here, he doesn’t just predict Instagram, he predicts Instagram Stories, and he does so with such insane precision that he specifically mentions the FILTERS. 1972!

[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

@ZeroSuitCamus Feels like he wrote a shitty college application essay, read it over, and said "this should be a full book"

[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

@Seamus_Malek When I was in college, one of my friends was arrested for dealing & Gothamist posted an article about it featuring a screenshot of students venmoing him under their real full names with palm tree emojis in the transaction description.

My venmo has been on private ever since.

[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

@Sturgeons_Law That's why there's no point in trying to get a misogynist to approve of you if you're a woman. They believe: 1) Men and women are completely different. 2) Women are worse than men.
Act "masculine" and you're broken/dysfunctional. Act "feminine" and you're inferior.

[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

Pope Leo X coded

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Cannot bring Warhammer friends around newborns because of their instinctive desire to paint tiny people with toxic acrylics

[Britta Slade @BrittaSlade]

@Sturgeons_Law If you're gonna fall for a prisoner, a murderer is at least less embarrassing than Martin Shkreli

https://t.co/QZYMoLMEQn