RainbowBrittles614

comedian, theatre teacher, millionare astronaut.

[RainbowBrittles614 @brittastic14]

Fuckin remember how this new presidency brought The New Radicals together? What’s next? Air Bud becomes Secretary of Defense?

[RainbowBrittles614 @brittastic14]

when I wake up tomorrow about 15 minutes before my alarm

[RainbowBrittles614 @brittastic14]

I’ve reached the point where I need to ask for the dairy-free rumchata

[RainbowBrittles614 @brittastic14]

I had a dream last night that @LAYS and the @TheDecemberists did a collab and had themed chips. One of them being @colinmeloy buffalo and ranch chips. What other flavors would there be and please let this become a thing

[RainbowBrittles614 @brittastic14]

I’m sorry what

[RainbowBrittles614 @brittastic14]

Internally I’m Billy Joel performing in Moscow, 1987

[RainbowBrittles614 @brittastic14]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/4BcOWVFWOy

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

baby: googoo, gah gah

kamala harris:

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

“I have been a leader on fertilization.” No, that’s Nick Cannon

[thank you, kimari ☁️ @onthattightrope]

imagine explaining this to abraham lincoln

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

👏KEEP👏GUS👏WALZ'S👏NAME👏OUT👏YO'👏DAMN👏MOUTH👏👏HE👏LOVES👏HIS👏DAD👏AND👏AIN'T👏AFRAID👏TO👏SHOW👏THAT👏SHIT👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Photo from Todd Heisler of The New York Times.

[sam parker @samprkr]

Nancy showing up to the funeral of the man she killed... I don't know a better nonna

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck when they get married again in 20 years

[RainbowBrittles614 @brittastic14]

The crispiest air is the air in the Mexico pavilion at EPCOT and that’s scientific fact

[RainbowBrittles614 @brittastic14]

me as a dog turns the corner

[RainbowBrittles614 @brittastic14]

@GovTimWalz You are truly the father figure that this country needs. There are millions of people who need a hug right now. Thank you for being you.

[Mollie Damon @MollieDamon]

The men of America after hearing Tim Walz speak

[RainbowBrittles614 @brittastic14]

#bachelorette imagine being a stand-up comedian who paid to be in a comedy festival and the bachelors walk in I would ask
For my money back and a headliner slot