Brittany Callista

Bartender. Ninja. General badass. Libertarian. Cosplayer. Astronaut. I hate clothes and I love puppies.

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

Here's the full #StarWars themed video I had the pleasure of being a part of! Check it out! https://t.co/eGLCClsWPU #TheForceAwakens

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

Check out this clip from a #starwars themed video I did with gcbtaproom Who's ready for… https://t.co/WuvM6rocBG

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

That moment when you go to @VictoriasSecret for their 7 panties for $27 and spend $150... 💁🏻

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

This. https://t.co/cIxiSYEEmA

[Ray @_BluRay__]

Raven Symone couldn't even learn from her own damn episode. Smh. http://t.co/JzTPDaknVq

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

@ravensymone member of !3! of the most discriminated against groups (female, black, gay) is for name discrimination.

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

It fucking helps.

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

@Langakcele42 yes it's brittcallista

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

😍😍😍😍 https://t.co/2AXCp46ckY

[DC @DCOfficial]

Sharing another #DKIII cover, created by Matt Wagner and exclusive to Comic*Pop Collectibles! http://t.co/KvOi6jdCtu

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

#science https://t.co/5SRIEV4lC6

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

A toddler’s head was reattached to his spine after a horrible car crash http://t.co/D3NJH32zlb

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

Everyone is excited about @McDonalds having breakfast all day and I'm just over here waiting for @ChikFilACali to be open on Sunday... 🙏✊

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

This is pretty much the greatest day of my life... #biiiitch @KeyAndPeele

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

Give your body a voice with the #LEAF-the world's smartest piece of jewelry. Sleep better, move more, breathe stress away via @GetBellaBeat

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

@JordanPeele favorited my tweet so I guess you can say it's getting pretty serious... #NOICE

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

Oh no!!!!! This makes me so sad! https://t.co/8YuIERa3au

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

Meet the newest additions to my family...Key and Peele! @KeyAndPeele @KeeganMKey @JordanPeele #theirbrotherisAAron

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

@cvanduzen the camera is definitely better. That's pretty much it.

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

Got my iPhone 6s... Finally. 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

Nice win @Rangers !!!!! #firstplace

[Brittany Callista @BrittCallista]

I just pre-ordered a rose gold iPhone 6S... 😂 Wtf am I doing with my life?