Brittney Harrison

Trying to not sit still.

[Brittney Harrison @BrittneyH]

@danjlevy One time I had a guest complain and ask to speak to someone, because their ice cream was too cold. I waited a few moments before walking over so the frozen dessert could warm up.

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I got stuck in service without the ability to pump during a rainy brunch. I started lactating through my shirt, so I kept going outside in the rain. Because for some reason our culture accepts looking like a wet rat over a nursing working mom.

[Brittney Harrison @BrittneyH]

@secretagentX9 My epitaph will read, "I told you I was sick."

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Oh right, that’s what a president is supposed to sound like.

[Brittney Harrison @BrittneyH]

I just excitedly texted a friend about the pregnancy perk of having a super clean belly button as your stomach grows. She just replied, "Gross." I think I need a new support system.

[Brittney Harrison @BrittneyH]

@rushbomb I hear you and value your opinion, but just want you to drink coffee without dairy.

JK. But also, I miss when guests put their own creamer in, because that desired color is very personal and specific.

[Brittney Harrison @BrittneyH]

I wish you could see how far my eyes roll back when I see the words "hot chocolate bombs". I would give anything to see sourdough bread make a comeback.

[Brittney Harrison @BrittneyH]

@rushbomb Jingle writing.
Writing political speeches.
Food critic.

[Brittney Harrison @BrittneyH]

My favorite part of these past two #Debates2020 has undeniably been the tie game of @jaketapper

[Brittney Harrison @BrittneyH]

Neither are answering the questions, but I keep forgetting the question...so it's working! #VicePresidentialDebate2020

[Doug Jones @DougJones]

Holy crap folks! The President of the United States just told white supremacists to “stand by”! No dog whistles there. No condemnation. He won’t condemn white supremacy but I will and I have.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Trump's answer on his tax returns is exactly the same as it was four years ago during the general debate with Hillary Clinton.
Then: "As soon as the audit's finished, it will be released."
Tonight: "You’ll see it as soon as it’s finished."

[Brittney Harrison @BrittneyH]

It's my one year wedding anniversary and I just ate two doughnuts by myself. So yeah, it does getting sweeter with time.

[Brittney Harrison @BrittneyH]

@rushbomb It's just the best, all while frustrating.

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My nights are filled with watching House Hunters International and trying to convince my husband to move abroad to prove we are better than the majority of Americans on this show.

[Brittney Harrison @BrittneyH]

Not licking my fingers after eating chips, and utilizing a napkin instead is my current and only diet plan.

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https://t.co/ZIdjxa3VJ9

[Amnesty International USA @amnestyusa]

🛑 Just stop. 🛑

[WKRN News 2 @WKRN]

WATCH: A bird's eye view of thousands walking down Broadway in a peaceful protest #GMN https://t.co/cl4xKBn0Dk

[Brittney Harrison @BrittneyH]

@JaxDesMarais Neal thinks it sounds dreamy!

[Brittney Harrison @BrittneyH]

This quarantine is like being back in high school where I am jealous of my friends with parents that own vacation homes.
I'm going to write about it in my xanga.