BrittneyAlexandra

“The world has teeth and it can bite you with them anytime it wants.” -Stephen King

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Me rn #twd #thewalkingdead

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@walis_angelique Ily poopy head

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@walis_angelique 💯 yes

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Some people are a human version of a migraine 🤭

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I get second hand embarrassment from so many tweets

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You know you’re grown when you’re more excited to give presents rather than to get them

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Honestly I am so happy that I don’t know certain people anymore.

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This world is ass backwards

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2020 has taught me that I am terrified of humankind

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Godspeed

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@sam_cancellieri ✨🎃

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@JeffreeStar Angel

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Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

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I went down in slow motion. Yo someone help me

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Fuck

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U ever fall on the dance floor in front of a bunch of strangers? Nah just me?

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Wish I had more time to concentrate on my podcast, reading, doodling, and exploring, but nah the green paper has to rule my life