limp brittzkit

she/her NY based comedian & little idiot
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[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

I decided to make artwork out of the different ways my mom has botched celebs/show names

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

slayyyter combines my middle school screamo phase with my college edm phase with my current hyperpop phase

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

what if my kid is chopped and cringe and i lowkey have to distance myself to retain clout :(

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

ran out of parmesan cheese for my pasta and i feel like her

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having greasy hair and walking to pick up a pack of toilet paper from the store will have me feeling like i don’t deserve love or friendship

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

ok so the knicks just had to get a little scared first before they showed up, extremely relatable

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

and guess who fucked up the vibe??? right.

[HamNCheddar @HamNCheddar]

This shit pisses me off so fucking much. Every business in this entire set of 10 blocks gets cut off during one of the biggest nights of the year for the city all because one orange dickhead needs to come watch the game. Also what happens to all the commuter traffic coming into and out of Penn station? Thousands of people planning to come in and out on NJ transit and the LIRR, anyone on the ACE or 123 lines do what exactly? Absolutely ROBBING the city of their homecoming game.

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

they got wemby in the backrooms

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@lfcx102 @MonteroVerdi so i shouldn’t be excited rn?? should i kms???

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

i’m not trying to be a new york elitist bitch but the energy in the city right now is unlike anything i’ve ever felt or seen before

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

@MonteroVerdi long island born and raised been in the city since 2013 eat my entire ass

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

“boy mom” “girl dad” how about “parent who is normal”

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

jason derulo has fallen down in the backrooms

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

if i forget to respond to your text it is genuinely not because of you and something came up OR i really really hate your ass

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

i need to start making everyone at the hair/nail salon sign an NDA because i am running my mouth in there

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

this photo went around in 2015 and the first time i saw it i laughed so hard i started crying and choking in a way that made my coworker worried about me

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A photographer captured a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

brother do i have an app for you

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I wish there was a shazam for birds.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Today is Endangered Species Day. The Trump administration has rolled back protections for:

—Wolverines
—Sea turtles
—Monarch butterflies
—Bison
—Polar bears
—Rice's whales
—Alligator snapping turtles
—Saltmarsh sparrows
—Florida panthers

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

In light of a recent statement by the United States government…