🙂

[HunnyB @Hunnyb83]

I’m going to start cleaning on Wednesday and Thursday nights … because she’s right I don’t want to do shit on the weekends.

[k. @bybisola]

im so fucking irritated w. this job. grateful to be employed but wtf bruh

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

when my colleagues start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I'm talking to the police

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Ngl a Pixar movie will humble you

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru

[skand @binarySmith18]

you die a little every sunday evening when the clock strikes six

[Captain Tired of These Hoes 🦦 @Miggs_NotMigos]

“Anything for you baby” - I whisper to myself as I make another reckless financial decision.

[angel🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

a nigga could never threaten me with "what you won't do another bitch will" CALL HER 😂😂

[funplings @funplings]

locking in at work. you may not hear from me for up to 20 minutes

[kam @kampagnepapi]

DFW still has an active 100° streak

[B. @shall0wabyss]

“fucking the text man for texts” is still one of society's most influential works

[THE ONE & ONLY @MYAAFRIKA]

I was once yosohn living with my grandparents cuz my mom wasn’t done fully living her life yet 😂 wait until that puberty resentment kicks in

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

I wanna go to new orleans just to eat like its that serious

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home

[Teresa @tessy_1018]

i would never be offended by someone calling me high maintenance like duh lol

[𝒈𝒊𝒂 @lovingfemmes]

asking 7 people for advice but doing what I want after

[🕷️ @JYZOVRRTED]

thats a blessing fr cuz lord know that nigga guilty as fuck

[Dura🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I love the part of womanhood where you start caring about dishes, perfume, pyjamas and how your house smells.

[quadry 🦋 @quadrymaleek]

the amount of times I’ve rewatched it since it came on netflix… this is truly a loss for me