vinnie the pooh

“a plus size, obese m&m”

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

“Who do you think I am, Betty spaghetti?”
“Brianna Lasagna”

Oh

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

I hate this fucking planet

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

It seems kind of diabolical for @UberEats to offer a free item just to not deliver your item and then tell you they’re not going to replace it because it’s free when millions of people are facing in food insecurity at this time

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

@gshuizenga tell your dad to stop hiding like a child and face the people he’s meant to represent

[Commie Trucker @commie_trucker]

This is how climate change will be covered by media outlets with a vested interest in maintaining the status quo.

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

@immenseheft You sure you just noticed it and it didn’t just show up?

[The 92% @YonnieTaughtU]

A $0.03 residual check for Mr. Johnson?! #AbbottElementary

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

It is wild to me how much hating fat people occupies so much of some people’s brains lmao

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

Naming your child in such a way that it commits to the bit

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

My cat has a truly unreasonable desire for Greek yogurt

[Planned Parenthood @PPFA]

A pregnancy is "full term" at 39-40 weeks, and “late term” at 41 weeks. Anti-abortion groups use “late-term ” to describe abortions at 15 or 20 weeks because they're all about scaring, shaming, and lying to people.

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

Sobbing into my food because facebook showed me that sad poem about the two headed calf again.

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

@jacobasharpe Telling my kids this was ICP

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

@marilene_taylor @weirwoodtreehug @ACLU_MS Apparently it’s not just pronouns y’all can’t manage, it’s also adjectives

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

@marilene_taylor @weirwoodtreehug @ACLU_MS Do you get upset when people notice you’re a brunette too? No one asked you if you identify as a brunette. Shut up

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

Sometimes when I’m sad I remember my MIL has a 3 wise monkeys style happy bunny tramp stamp as her only tattoo and that cheers me up for like a week

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

@_caseyydilla No 💖

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

@_caseyydilla Millipedes are cute sorry to tell you

[vinnie the pooh @Brivado]

I literally just want my shitty apartment shower yo stay the same temp for 5 minutes